2022 - Big Red Pigs in Kenya - Season 7... The Re-Oinkening

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Nice video. Who farted there between 2.54 - 2.59?
 

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Gents, thanks for the comments. @Chrisl and @Heimer I have a whole folder of bespoke flatulence that I dub into videos when my mates are farting around on the bikes. There was a whole section involved in a previous video where the lads couldn't climb a little hill without paddling along. I'm trying to shame everyone into keeping feet on pegs and asses off seats, but alas!

Here's that vid with me first at :30 and the others farting it up thereafter:


As for the air filters... I was always in front so I guess I'm okay. My old friend @Faceplant used to say a little dust made for better filter performance. Panic said his filter was completely clogged though, so I may have to have a look!
 

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I've seen so much of Kenya via this thread and would love to tour the country, but just not after the presidential election!!! These people get very unhappy about the outcome of an election!!! :poop:
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I've seen so much of Kenya via this thread and would love to tour the country, but just not after the presidential election!!! These people get very unhappy about the outcome of an election!!! :poop:
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In the past there have been problems for sure, but so far I haven't seen it. Just took a 2000km overland journey with the family through Amboseli and Tsavo to the coast for a week... only good vibes everywhere. Just a reminder that you gotta get out of Nairobi every chance you can!
 

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To the top of Mt Olorgesailie!

Seven years of solo day trips later and still discovering new tracks!

Having just returned from a road trip with my family, it was time to get back on the bike! Panic was supposed to come, but bailed in the morning not feeling well. This is no problem for me because I love solo rides. When I ride alone, I revisit old, tricky tracks and almost always push myself to find something new. If I’m with somebody, the pressure to have everything go according to plan is higher. Alone, if the track dead-ends it’s no problem. Plus, exploring solo gives it an added risk factor I like… nobody there to help you make decisions, lift the bike, get out of trouble etc. Don’t tell my wife.

So I whacked some tracks up Mt. Olorgesailie in my GPS. It’s one of the many eroded volcanos sticking out of the Rift Valley between home and Magadi. We often ride around it, but I’ve always suspected there were tracks leading up the slopes and possibly over the other side. After all, there are people EVERYWHERE and the mountain has trees on it, so charcoal burners must have made tracks up there. I had to go see. But first, I warmed up with a drop in to Kisimit Valley, a beautiful valley mostly unspoiled (though guys were making a shamba in the middle of it this time) that helps build your rolling-rock riding skills.

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Above: The Pig in Kisimit

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Above: It’s like this all the way… rolling baby heads going down down down. Good practice for Turkana and the like. The Valley is a great training ground. Actually, it’s tougher than much of the north.

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Above: Out the other side in no time on the Oltepesi Rd. My destination, Mt. Olorgesailie in the hazy distance.

The Oltepesi Rd. is a total ripper! I love going from fast tracks to slow rock rollers to fast tracks again. Oltepesi adds a whole other level with heaps of deep feshfesh, but shockingly this time there was none! I’d noticed puddles higher up so I suspected the place got hammered by rain, but it rained hard enough to totally tame the fesh. There was very little dust all day long. Which was a blessing for me and a relief for the land no doubt… it’s still bone dry out there.

I roared into Oltepesi without stopping, hopped the Magadi road and blasted to my new track. I bee-lined for the mountain and started climbing a very nice little 4x4 track over the stones. Seemed to me somebody spent some time keeping it roughly on gradient too. I rattled up the ridges easily, enjoying wide views of the valley below. I passed the biggest “Giant’s Juicy Fruit” plants I’ve ever seen up there. I don’t know what they’re really called, but that’s what it looks like to me… like a giant spit out his gum on the hillside. You only find them in these areas.

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Above: Blob of “Giant’s Juicy Fruit”

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Above: Moto Muppet for scale. This one had berries growing out of it. Truly a bizarre plant. Maybe the cure for cancer is in those grapes.

It was getting hotter, but I doubt it was even 10AM yet. Climbing the mountain didn’t do anything to drop the temps, but heat is part of the Valley. Much sooner than I imagined, I was at the top. Well, at least the highest point in the road, and it was obvious that the track was used primarily by charcoal burners who had cut and burned every tree with a trunk over 8 inches in diameter. Looking at this landscape, I can only assume it takes literally decades for those trees to get that big too. It’s an endless frustration. These guys out here slaving away in the hot sun for peanuts, decimating the flora for school fees. Knowing Kenya, there’s a fat cat behind it that is making far more than peanuts off this… ugh.

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Above: A few trees that weren’t yet big enough to chop and burn

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Above: The mountain top in the distance, bike parked on a charcoal burning spot. Looks like gravel, but it’s just the bits of charcoal and dust that they couldn’t scoop up. These burn spots were everywhere.

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Above: Nice views from up there and no pesky trees getting in the way

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Above: Looks relatively fresh, these cuts

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Above: Big Red Pig for scale

I saw one charcoal burner. He was guiltily slinking away into the bush (it is illegal after all), but I greeted him and asked if the road continued. He said no, it’s impassable by bike. Cows only. Of course I ignored him and went for a look. Indeed it was narrow, indeed it was overgrown… but I may go back to see if that means it can’t be traversed by bike. Then I rode back up to where the last few trees were still casting shade for a break. A Masai guy came up eventually and chatted nicely. I told him I’d come back to climb the rest of the mountain and he said sawa.

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Above: End of the line… for now. I could see the trail in the distance and it didn’t look too bad. Enduro boys would happily do it I reckon, if they ever ventured farther from Karen than the Ngong Hills

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Above: My resting spot

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Above: It’s sparse out there, but I might come back to camp. Bring a bribe for the Masai and exploding cigars for the charcoal burners…

To be continued...
 

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Coming down is always faster than climbing up. Leaving it in 2nd and rolling over the stones, the cool breeze was welcomed. I planned to retrace my steps, but then another track jutting off to the left caught my eye. Taking it was brilliant. It was less used than the first track and took me on a totally different ridge to the valley floor, through the white scar of compressed ash where the hundreds of stone-age tools were found at the Olorgesailie archaeological site.

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Above: Acacias might know something we don’t about the seasons… they’re in bloom

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Above: Another Giant Juicy Fruit and mercifully flat stones

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Above: I spied a single, large giraffe out there and tried to snap a pic. He was uncharacteristically black, instead of the tan and brown spots you usually see. But, like the pictures of the Loch Ness Monster, that’s all you’ll get because he ran away.

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Above: Down in the ashfield

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Above: I like this kind of riding

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Above: I was staying out of the gorge, but it was clear I could have gone straight down it instead

Reaching the Magadi road, I was elated. So cool to find a few new tracks after all this time. And in keeping with the spirit of adventure, I decided to take a lesser-known path up to Najile which was a complex mix between ripper and crawler and I loved every single minute. By 1PM I was in Ewaso Kedong at a roadside dump for a celebratory beer. The plan was to rest a minute then hit the SGR for home. I had been riding non-stop since 8AM, which is another benefit of solo riding. You get in the zone and stay there. It was a 300km day done and dusted with plenty of time to pick kids from school.

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Above: Alt Najile track. Secluded and fun

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Above: White Cap stop in Ewaso

After my short rest, I was back on the bike aiming for the SGR, a notoriously rocky track where the Pig loves to leave KTM riders questioning their life decisions. I’ve ridden it many times, but this year she has claimed more than one tire and broken more than one spoke, so I was actually planning to take it easyish. In fact, I’d left the house with one broken spoke, so I was already tempting fate. All this to say, I was quick but not stupid when I dropped into an unusually washed-out gully and caught my right boot/footpeg on the side. It happened fast, but I think the toe cup bent my foot over the peg while the peg lifted up, then my foot got pushed off the back where it smashed into the swingarm or maybe even rear tyre. It felt like a bear grabbed my leg and yanked and I was screaming in my helmet. It was all over in a second, and I didn’t go down. And since I was all alone, I just wiggled my toes and tested to see if anything was broken and kept riding. I had 20 minutes of rocks to go before I could bail out to the tar and get some Panadol. Then I went straight home and put it on ice. This is the second injury to my right foot in two months, but both were mild thanks to my Sidi Crossfires. Don’t cheap out on boots!

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Above: My daughter the future punk rocker helping ice my stinky foot. Sidi Crossfires to the rescue again! For the love of everything that loves you, get some good boots people! If I had been wearing some compromise ADV boot, that bloody scrape might have been accompanied by a broken tibia.

So I guess I’m off the bike for a bit. Day 2 now and it is fat and swollen, but I’m pretty sure nothing broke. Still, that soft-tissue damage can take ages to feel right again, and that’s my kick-starting foot. Still, all-in-all, that was an excellent day on two wheels!

Cheers
 

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Another awesome read - cheers!
And the boots - I cannot agree more - I have had a few different sets, currently using GS Rallye, they have saved my ankles more than once - heal up quick!!
 

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Bloody hell, it took a month for my foot to feel good enough to risk riding on! It’s still sore and swollen, but I forced it into the boot this morning anyway. The sun has been shining and it’s a sin to waste it. So, I just donned the kit and scampered down into the rift for a quick solo braaap. No destination in mind, I ended up back on the SGR track to see if I could spot where I smashed the foot in the first place. Pretty sure I spotted it… let’s just say, the whole thing could have been avoided if I wasn’t a dickhead. At least I was wearing good boots.


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Above: Blue skies and rocky Rift Valley await


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Above: My second BRP out for this ride… wanted to play with clickers a bit to see if I can match the plushness of my other bike. I think she’s dialed in now.

It was obvious that I’d been off the bike for a month… the pace was subdued. I wasn’t really in the zone, but I was solo on my XR in Africa, so I didn’t care. I bimbled down to Ewaso Kedong with no issues, had a cup of sweet tea and a fairly awful mandazi, then busted out to Najile and the Oltepesi Rd. Once there, I got side-tracked by a little path which turned into a pretty decent detour. And once I was off the main track, I didn’t fancy getting back on again so I pulled into the Kisimit valley to see if I could raise my heartrate a bit and work up a sweat on the rocks.

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Above: Beginning the Kisimit track

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Above A bit of water in the stream, but otherwise bone dry

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Above: The rocky bits are a 1st and 2nd gear affair climbing up… just right for the mood I was in

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Above: Once at the top, a view down valley

Popped out at the main road, blitzed it for Saikeri and past the old windmill to the new tar road. I wanted a lunchtime beer, and stopped at one of the new roadside bars that has opened up with the tar road. Home before anybody missed me, it was another lovely half day in the Rift Valley.

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Above: Bike at the Vitis bar and restaurant. I didn’t see any food on offer, but the White Cap was suitably cold and the place has a view of the Ngongs… so it does the trick!

I’d really like to get out for more than a day ride soon… I’m itching to cover some territory.

Cheers
 

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Grand outing, ‘bru.

Love the way you don’t let the lust for the ole braap cool too much, injury notwithstanding...

Quick query: what tire are you running up front on the pig?
 

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Grand outing, ‘bru.

Love the way you don’t let the lust for the ole braap cool too much, injury notwithstanding...

Quick query: what tire are you running up front on the pig?
Yeah, you gotta ride to live! If you wait to long you'll be in your deathbed asking where it all went wrong.

That front tyre is a good one... or a new one is anyway! The one on the bike right now is dangerously worn now that I look at it! Hard compound so resists (mostly) cuts on all those stones, the lugs never break off, and it's tall so it resists pinches very well. It's a Mitas E27 Eagle Stone 90/100 - 21. Sadly, my guy here says he's not getting any more in stock, so I'll have to branch out. He's started bringing in MotoZ so maybe I can find something there.
 
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