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[geopat]

Caught on FB today

 

[petri oosthuizen]

Tannie en Oom is JAAAARE lank getroud, na 52 Jaar se getroude Lewe sterf die Oom.
Hyt 'n ongelooflik groot en hardwerkende Meneer gehad.
Die Tannie vra dan ook die Lykshuis hulle moet die Ding afsny, in formalien sit, sy wil dit graag 'n 'n fles bewaar om al die lekker tye te onthou.

Sy besoek eendag weer die Begraafplaas, met die fles saam, en huil vreeslik.
Oppad terug huistoe, op die Highway besluit sy "FOK DIT" en gooi die Meneer by die venster uit, baie verlig dat sy uiteidelik oor haar hartseer is.

Die hele Gedoente tref die Kar agter haar, pas getroude jong Couple oppad na hulle Honeymoon. Die hele windscreen is vol sop en kak.

Bruidjie : FOK wat was dit??
Bruidegom : Net 'n duifie, siestog"
Bruid : Jirre maar het jy daai duif se moerse VOEL gesien?"

 

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[H2O]

ha-ha-ha Manic, daai seep ene die week op my selfoon gekry... pasop mater, die mods kom vir jou!

 

[Warren Ellwood]

I was chatting to a mate of mine this weekend and he told me when he was at varsity, he was sleeping with a set of identical twins.

Awesome I said, how did you tell them apart?

Well he said, Nancy always had her nails painted a deep blue, and Nick had a dick..........

 

[Plaasseun]

I was chatting to a mate of mine this weekend and he told me when he was at varsity, he was sleeping with a set of identical twins.

Awesome I said, how did you tell them apart?

Well he said, Nancy always had her nails painted a deep blue, and Nick had a dick..........

Set of twins not identical twins then

 

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[BuRP]

.... and forget about a handjob also!

 

[BOZO]

kind of interested to see how that "pans" out.....

 

[punisher]

well between the two of them they have one foot in the door