NEW from Nippy Normans.........for real adventurers!

[Goose]

:imaposer: :eek7: :'( :lol8:

FARK ME.............. you are shitting me.......... he cannot be seriaas!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And what's of more concern............. is his description as to "who"  it's for........ (  :imaposer:  which end is he meaning to use...?)


https://www.nippynormans.com/products/f650stcsgsdakar/item/turd-trowel-for-real-adventurers-nip-ttrowel


Turd Trowel for real adventurers

For when you get caught out on the African Savanna...........

Or indeed in any wilderness.

The answer is the Turd Trowel for rear adventurers !

Scoop it up and bury it or bag it and take it home. It's your choice.

The Turd Trowel folds down very small and allows storage of poo bags in the handle.

Features:
* The strongest, lightest and most compact camp trowel in the world.
* Ultralight 6066 - T6 aluminium alloy.
* Hard anodized blade to Rockwell C 70.
* Ingenious collapsible, carry anywhere design.

This is the Rolls Royce of camping trowels !

Fits:
Suitable for all humans

Note:
Toilet paper not included.

 

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