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What else would one do?...
Driving from Jhb. Not sure where to stop to sleep. The GPS - that seductive electronic siren suggested Hopetown would be doable before sundown at the current pace. Hopetown? Hopetown! Now there's a fine place to stay considering all that is going on...
It also suggested a bouquet of guest houses. The Lavender guest house piqued my attention. My logic was that, I am in so deep behind the boerewors curtain that this isn't curtains we're talking about, this is shutters baby, and how does lavender make its way past the plethora of vans, kloofs, tjies and plaase?
A desperately gorgeous sunset of complex purples and pinks was putting itself to bed with me a mere 10k's to go and it looked like if I can locate the local bottle store I might have been able to gate crash natures revelry. Maybe even get a gorgeous picture to feel happy and hopeful to.
Bonus! Hopetown is small enough with an obvious need that the only bottle store is open till 7!
"Do you have an un-oaked Chardonnay?" Says I, keen to have some first world alacrity to make up for my arriving late for the show.
I have often been labelled an optimist. In asking for Chardonnay, un-oaked in Hopetown I might very well have set a new personal best in this discipline!
Asking in English, I'm obviously a "souty", and as such is not a well-known entity round here so I was treated a bit royal. With all the dignity that such a request seems to have required, the owner with creased brows and fat fingers walked around from the till and personally inspected the 3 bottles of white in amongst the motley bunch or reds that looked even sorrier for having robbed precious space from the rows of 6 deep brandies and other powerful spirits.
"No, meneer, I wus sure we had one soon. Must I order?"
You've gotta love small towns. Ernest politeness and smashed grammar.
I'll make do with the Orange River Cellars, (I'm being a snob, they do a fabulous red and not a bad white. Just not un-oaked)
Before me in the queue was an old white chap. Clearly had seen better days and much easier work. He was still a working man, dirtily obvious that, not because he wanted to, but, he had two demons to serve; poverty and alcohol.
He was the not so shining example of what happens when one isn't fortunate enough to have had a seat belt and air bags in the monstrous traffic smash between the colonial experiment and the new South Africa.
At first I was not sure what he was paying for, then I saw it, the poor man’s poorest drink; a 5 litre box wine with not one label on it. It was just a white box of hope whose fine print, by its omission, promised loss, past and misery.
Sadly, with all this, I missed my sunset by at least a half glass of wine.
Lavender and hope. It was serendipitous and mirrored exactly where I was. Exactly.
A promise of wisdom and soothing and possibility bathed in beauty, but, delivering missed opportunities, pathos and sorrow.
I am so sorry and sad... But tonight I sleep in lavender. Maybe tomorrow truer purple and pink?
Driving from Jhb. Not sure where to stop to sleep. The GPS - that seductive electronic siren suggested Hopetown would be doable before sundown at the current pace. Hopetown? Hopetown! Now there's a fine place to stay considering all that is going on...
It also suggested a bouquet of guest houses. The Lavender guest house piqued my attention. My logic was that, I am in so deep behind the boerewors curtain that this isn't curtains we're talking about, this is shutters baby, and how does lavender make its way past the plethora of vans, kloofs, tjies and plaase?
A desperately gorgeous sunset of complex purples and pinks was putting itself to bed with me a mere 10k's to go and it looked like if I can locate the local bottle store I might have been able to gate crash natures revelry. Maybe even get a gorgeous picture to feel happy and hopeful to.
Bonus! Hopetown is small enough with an obvious need that the only bottle store is open till 7!
"Do you have an un-oaked Chardonnay?" Says I, keen to have some first world alacrity to make up for my arriving late for the show.
I have often been labelled an optimist. In asking for Chardonnay, un-oaked in Hopetown I might very well have set a new personal best in this discipline!
Asking in English, I'm obviously a "souty", and as such is not a well-known entity round here so I was treated a bit royal. With all the dignity that such a request seems to have required, the owner with creased brows and fat fingers walked around from the till and personally inspected the 3 bottles of white in amongst the motley bunch or reds that looked even sorrier for having robbed precious space from the rows of 6 deep brandies and other powerful spirits.
"No, meneer, I wus sure we had one soon. Must I order?"
You've gotta love small towns. Ernest politeness and smashed grammar.
I'll make do with the Orange River Cellars, (I'm being a snob, they do a fabulous red and not a bad white. Just not un-oaked)
Before me in the queue was an old white chap. Clearly had seen better days and much easier work. He was still a working man, dirtily obvious that, not because he wanted to, but, he had two demons to serve; poverty and alcohol.
He was the not so shining example of what happens when one isn't fortunate enough to have had a seat belt and air bags in the monstrous traffic smash between the colonial experiment and the new South Africa.
At first I was not sure what he was paying for, then I saw it, the poor man’s poorest drink; a 5 litre box wine with not one label on it. It was just a white box of hope whose fine print, by its omission, promised loss, past and misery.
Sadly, with all this, I missed my sunset by at least a half glass of wine.
Lavender and hope. It was serendipitous and mirrored exactly where I was. Exactly.
A promise of wisdom and soothing and possibility bathed in beauty, but, delivering missed opportunities, pathos and sorrow.
I am so sorry and sad... But tonight I sleep in lavender. Maybe tomorrow truer purple and pink?
Get on that 950 and go clear the cobwebs ;D
