Two Okes Jolling Southern Africa

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chickenbadger

Pack Dog
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Location
Cape Town
Bike
BMW F800GS
Howsit Dogs,

Finally, I get to share my own ride report after reading all of your wonderful reports!

Im doing this as I go, so at the moment I am sitting clapping a breakie in OR Tambo after a crack-o-dawn flight out of Cape Town, flight to Mombassa via Addis Ababa is only in 5 flippin hours - how many times can you have breakie?

A few weeks ago a mate (HTFU) decided he wants to sell his 950, but needs to do a trip before hand. I have been on so many verges of buying a bike over the last two years its crazy, so I schemed I'll look for a bike and join him (me thinking I had time to do this). This was on a Wednesday, that Friday HTFU called me and informed me that the bikes had to be at the shippers by Tuesday morning latest, I calmly reminded him I didnt have a bike!

Saturday - bike buying day, Weapon of choice: F800GS, 2012 9900km - done.

Sunday - recover from a hangover celebrating my purchase.

Monday - Now, if anybody has donte this, they will know that they need a Carnet before the bike gets on the ship. For a Carnet you need the bike to be in your name, for the bike to be in your name it has to be roadwarthied, and so on and so forth. By a shear miracle, I had a Carnet by tuesday afternoon and a serviced, cleaned new tyred F800gs in my possession. If it wasnt real, it certainly hit home then!

So a week after I decided to go, I had a bike on its way to Mombassa.

A few weeks of trying to learn how to change a tyre (with out success) later, I find myself clapping breakie in OR Tambo with one of the biggest adventures of my life about to unfold in front of me, and I am going to share it with you dogs every step of the way.

The route is Kenya - Uganda - Rwanda - Burundi - Zambia - Malawi - Mozambique - Zambia - Caprivi - Botswana - Namibia.

Or, check it on Google Earth: https://maps.google.com/maps/ms?msid=212591021496103869249.0004d72a08df0bf1e39ce&msa=0

GO TIME!!
 
Awesome, look forward to the pics!  That pre-trip excitement is half the fun!
 
Jas, most stressful check in I have had in my life.

Apparently Kenya doesnt like one way tickets. You have to show that you have over 500USD in your account to cover your trip. Mad rush around OR Tambo to find someone kind enough to print my bank statement (which is looking a little worse for wear after the prepping for this trip).

Alas, Bidvest lounge with an open bar and a double Bells on the rocks is certainly getting the nerves back in check!

Good use of the 5 hours between flights. Pheeeeeew!
 
Another trip that will prove 99% of the preparation time is a waste of time.

Rather adopt the strategy, have bike and Go!

Good on You sir!

Kwaheri
 
Nice one Chickenbadger!

Are you doing this trip with N Retief? Good luck and enjoy

Sub  :happy1:
 
This is booked to join, all the best on your journey of a life time.
keep it rubber down, spirit up & a endless flow fun & joy werever you go!!  8)

:sip: :sip:
Shangali   
 
Good luck and enjoy the adventure. Looking forward to the RR.
 
Good Luck with the trip. Its a pity I did not know you were there. I work on OR Tambo.
 
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