You belong on a Honda mate.
Been lurking and keeping an eye on this thread with keen interest, having been out of DS riding since I sold my 950. Nothing before the AT came along appealed to me and drew me enough to get back into it, so much so that I was looking at a 950/990 again, but also...
This bike was bought brand new as a replacement bike to my 2006 model that was written off after I got hit by a car in July 2007.
Soon after that I got my first DS bike (GS1150 then a KTM950) and so this baby took a back seat and sat in my garage, gathering dust for a long time.
Up until now...
This was an sms from his wife I saw on e-dirt:
"Marc much better, off respirator and feeding tube. No trachea tube. Done lower leg op. Tomorrow will be in icu for weekend and hopefully monday in high care. Looking good. "