Fuzzy Muzzy and Martin flatten some dust roads in Zimbabwe

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The 1st 40km or so was just great to let loose and shake off the cobwebs, 120km/h through the cane haulage roads was great, loads of fun, the next 60km or so things changed, all of a sudden there would be a series of sharp turns, deep sand patches followed by rocks.. if you weren't paying attention before you were now..  we were forced to reduce our speed in the more technical terrain, I bottomed out a few times and had one or 2 eye popping moments in some sand but overall great roads to be rising on. One thing was evident.. there has not been much rain in this area for a long time, it was hot and dusty, from the hell on earth we endured the day before I was more than happy with the cooler weather, but it was still topping 30 degrees.



Some welcome water relief for the locals but this river was not flowing much, it was more like big stagnant pools of water, I wouldn't have minded a water crossing at this stage in the day and sadly we had a lot of km to cover for the day so no time to show the locals my lilly white body and tattoos, we still had a few km of rural roads to follow before hooking up with the main drag, it is amazing to see how people survive out here, it is sparse, dry and unforgiving to live here.. but gorgeous and fun to ride through.











 
It was all great but it came to an end, we found the tar road that was going to take us into Checheche, but not all was lost, while I was riding I noticed that next to the tar road there was, what looked like a dirt service road running parallel to the tar, it was clearly used by locals, possibly to run carts up and down or for taxi's.. wither way, once I plucked up the courage I swerved off the tar and onto the dust once again.., at 1st I thought ' SCORE' we have organised a great alternative here, myself and Martin just feel better on dirt and we wanted to get as much as possible, but it soon became quite clear why I had not seen much on these roads besides people walking back and forth. Our average speed dropped from about 90km.h to around 30km/h, it was slow going, deep ruts and it was less than level, I kept eyeing out those thorn trees lining the road as well.

After about 10km the road got closer to the river and previous rains had created unpredictable wash aways which brought us at times to a standstill, so after  10km I gave up and hooked back onto the tar and into Checheche, a small town with not much going for it. I met a local business man at the petrol station, I noticed him because he was driving a really  nice car, something I thought would have been quite difficult in a town like this.. it turns out he owns a store, wholesaler and the local club and bar.. so basically half the town. He pleaded for our international investments. His response to Mugabe's political stance on foreign investments was about the same as I had experienced throughout our trip so far.. it was just downplayed and shrugged off, but the reality is that Mugabe is taking controlling interest in foreign owned businesses, they currently have a few weeks to comply.

I was disappointed with Checheche, I had heard about vast amounts of money coming into the region through big cotton plantations in the region, as well as other industry coming into the area bringing with it banks and other corporates, but I did not see any of it, possibly because we breezed through, but if the main drag is anything to go by, most of what has tried to happen in this town has long failed. I hope I am wrong.





 
This is brilliant Fuz.

Like you I have many memories of Rhodesia as a kid. Just love that bush and the afternoon rainstorms.

Keep the stories coming, I'm hooked.
 
You have my itching for an adventure. Absolutely itching.
 
After a short break, refuel and a Fanta or 2 we headed off to our final destination for the day Chimanimani. We knew there were some decent dirt roads around here, we were just not 100% sure where they were, little did we know it was going to be a fun late afternoon of hide and seek with these roads and our 1st real encounter of being disorganised.

We headed off on the A10, now this is where things started to get interesting, we were starting to head into mountain regions, it was getting cooler which was making riding a lot nicer and best of all.. when you get mountains.. you get awesome roads, and the A10 is one of them, I remember describing this road as ' a riding legend' I have no idea why I thought of it as a legend but this long tar stretch going through the mountains has you Begging for more, shoot me now but at one stage I wisged I was on a superbike with serious rubber so I could put a knee down, not that it stopped me, I was pushing those mitas E07's to their limit, it was simply cambered gorgeous corner after cambered gorgeous corner. One thing I loved about this days riding is that we were experiencing it all, from long rugged offroad, to sand, to rocks and now sweeping perfection on tar.. I was enjoying myself so much I suspect I made a series of navigational errors because we most certainly were not on the tweespoor tracks we were supposed to be on.. and for the 1st time, I really didn't care.

I am going bold here.. I am giving the tar road a rating of one of my top 10 tar roads I have ever been on, and for 2 chaps actively seeking out dirt, that is saying a lot.. the best of all, it was not quite finished yet, it was going to get even better.

Martin was clearly quite upset that I had somehow missed the dirt track we had intended to ride that day.. so let it be said here and now, if we miss a dirt track or we cannot find it, we sure as hell will go looking for it, and search we did. I am going to have to pull my GPS tracks down and grab a screen shot or something because we managed to do a butterfly shaped exploration of the gravel tracks in the area over the next 3 hours and ended up pretty much back at square one.. amazing riding but we didn't make much by the way of distance north.

When we did find dirt.. it was dusty, rocky and everything else inbetween.







With views to die for.. mountain range after mountain range.. simply gorgeous











 
 
If you tell me how I will be happy to. I have most of the days routes on my GPS which I have put into mapsource but I have no idea how to take a screen shot and post it as a pic here so people without mapsource can see the route. I think I may have lost some of the route.. i am sadly tecnologically challenged hence why when we do most of our riding we use the Sun, North and a 1:75 000 map.  :laughing4:
 
more more more!!!! :ricky:
 
Fuzzy Muzzy said:
If you tell me how I will be happy to. I have most of the days routes on my GPS which I have put into mapsource but I have no idea how to take a screen shot and post it as a pic here so people without mapsource can see the route. I think I may have lost some of the route.. i am sadly tecnologically challenged hence why when we do most of our riding we use the Sun, North and a 1:75 000 map.  :laughing4:

Just attach it the same way u attach photo's on a post. We can then pick it from there
 
Nice read Fuzzy  :thumleft:

You can chat to my wife to exchange some tree pictures. She also loves trees  :biggrin:
 
Yeah, I am amazed by massive trees.. I will have at least a few more pics of some good ones as we go along..

 
NICE!! cant wait for more.......
 
The beautiful thing about riding in this area is that you can take any turn and you will be surprised by what is around the corner, we went as far as Chipinge looking for dirt roads, asking locals and police, I realise now that we could have found some awesome riding through Tshingwesi and onto the Gonarezhou National Park, but it is all good.. there awaits something for us next time. We were quickly realising that it is almost impossible to blow through this area, there is so much to explore and find that no doubt it will keep me returning plenty of times. Even thought this was just the 1st day in Zim we had already seen so much and we just knew this was going to be an epic ride.



We cruised past Thomas Moodie’s grave, he is the oke who founded Chimanimani which was named after the mountain range we were hoping to ride through the following day, but for now my focus of attention was on the road that lay before us.. we had finished up our dirt riding for the day, before us lay a stretch of 45km of WTF. I can distinctly remember thinking in my helmet that it is not possible for there to be an even better road than the one we have just been on.. for the Cape Town okes.. take Franschoek pass, camber the corners and stretch it out for 45km with a forrect on either side of the road.. to say I was laughing in my helmet was an understatement.. the 45km of tar leading up to Chimanimani is rated as one of my top 5 international tar road rides of all time.. it was lekkkkkeeerrrrr. I am not taking anything away from the dirt we just spent hours on, but after hours of shake rattle and roll over dust and rocks, having a great tar road is a welcome relief and great fun.



Chimanimani is a dump of a small town that clearly has’nt had any kind of help economically which is typical of so many small towns in the area, it is such a pity, you can see the potential, but without economic growth these places are just going to decay into ruin.

I would have thought that the people who live in these parts would be more inclined to help themselves by at least putting up signs leading you to potential tourist destinations.. maybe I am wrong in my thinking, but here we are.. tourists, coming into a town and there is nothing, no signboards, no information office, not even a piece of paper with a basic map and where to find stuff, you just have to wing it, and wing it we did, riding through the town it was now starting to get slightly dark and I have no problem in saying that I was feeling more than fatigued by this time, we had been on the road since 6:30am and it was now going dusk.. I was tired and hungry but the locals pointed us in the right direction and soon we had our resting spot..


Our final destination.. The Frog & Fern, another place we got off of Wayne Ducks RR, although all we got from the RR was the places name, we did’nt know what to really expect when we arrived, yet alone if they would be open. We arrived at the gate of Frog & Fern to be greeted by a sign saying ‘ for reservations please call….’ Oh flip, please don’t say you have to book in advance. We were mulling around getting ready to phone when a lady walked down from the main house to greet us. She was very polite and factual.. Camping $15, lodges, I forget now, probably around $45, they are strictly self catering.. bummer. We immediately felt spoilt by our experience at Lion & Elephant where camping was $5 and they had a full restaurant, oh well, it was getting dark.. lets set up camp. With that we set up camping and that was the last we saw of our host.







Not to nit pick, but just an observation on the different standards between places.. where the Lion & Elephant had security, there was no security here, where the last campsite was well swept and maintained this one looked like it was’nt attended to in a long time, at 3 times the price these differences became obvious which was compounded by the electricity failure they were currently experiencing. On a positive front the showers and toilets were top class. We set up camp and Martin headed off into the dark night to source food and a local sim card while I made a fire and got a bed of coals ready hoping he would return with some prime Zim steaks.

Apparently the words 'prime' and 'steak' are not words you can use in the same sentence in this town as Martin returned with 2 of the worst looking T Bones I have ever seen in my life, they were so bad we were not sure if we should even eat it or not, they steaks were aquired from the local hotel, who by the way offer camping at $5 cheaper and offer security and food. Thankfully Martin bought back up.. hamburgers and chips.. excellent.. I threw the T bones on the fire anyway and cooked them extra well done.
 
Loving this RR so far  :ricky:
I grew up in Triangle/Chiredzi, so the cane haulage road was my back yard. My parents still live there and you are correct they have one of the worst rainfall years in history.

Looking forward to nyanga!

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We had a lazy ly in at Frog & Fern in Chimanimani even sneaking in an early morning shower but our tardy timekeeping was soon to catch us out..  yesterday was a massive riding day, I am not going to sugar coat it, I was a little stiff when I got up in the morning and I could feel I had bruised my hands.. on top of that my bike looks like I had been through an oil slick.. chalk up another point for bike failure, I had not managed to bust open both my fork seals.. great.

My bike looked like an oil slick

 
We filled up on our way out, as well as doing small adjustments like tyre pressure, while we were filling up I saw a large and full of life black lady standing around chatting to some locals, I am sure I recognised her. I walked up to her and told her that I knew her, now she was even more full of smiles if that was even possible. I went over to Martins bike and pulled out a copy of Wayne Ducks RR where he had a picture of the 2 of them with her at the petrol station, I told her how famous she is because her photo is on the internet and this is how I knew her, after many smiles and hugs we roared off in a puff of dust leaving her and her massive grin behind.. it was time to explore these mountains.
 
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