Maddy & the Little Tart's SYMplistic rides & general banter

[TheBear]

You know you will get comments hahahahahaha

I am not brave enough to do that, I moer over at the best of times, so let me not complicate it.

Going so slow the bike falls asleep?

 

[firecoast]

Good for him.

I've only ever tried it when riding horses.

 

[dookie]

On a serious note, one of the things on my to learn list is the "cowboy" mounting. I think that's what they're calling it.

No comments from the peanut gallery!

Cowboy mounting is fkn impessive.
And then POW !!




Topbox.

 

[ROAD HOG]

Now whose reading into things?


@MaddyS I must apologise for those two completely hijacking your ride report.

Yes I agree, it was completely unnecessary of those two to totally hijack your perfectly fine RR.

 

[firecoast]

Going so slow the bike falls asleep?

Probably, but I often just find air when I put my foot out and then whoops!

 

[TheBear]

Probably, but I often just find air when I put my foot out and then whoops!

Ja. Not lekker when that happens, especially not right in front of 6 or so traffic cops.

 

[firecoast]

Cowboy mounting is fkn impessive.
And then POW !!




Topbox.

He must be quite limber or be wearing namby-pamby boots, as I would never be able to bend my knee/leg like that with all the kit I wear.

 

[MaddyS]

Probably, but I often just find air when I put my foot out and then whoops!

I can just imagine that. But like horse riding, find the stirrup first

 

[firecoast]

Ja. Not lekker when that happens, especially not right in front of 6 or so traffic cops.

bwhahaahaha nope, it's usually when everyone has left and then I am sat picking up my bike all alone.

 

[MaddyS]

Yes I agree, it was completely unnecessary of those two to totally hijack your perfectly fine RR.

You do realize she is talking about you and the appliance rider @TheBear right?

 

[TheBear]

Yes I agree, it was completely unnecessary of those two to totally hijack your perfectly fine RR.

Presackly!

 

[firecoast]

I can just imagine that. But like horse riding, find the stirrup first

Yeah in my youth I was able to jump on a horse without stirrups, but now, I would probably crack my bits if I tried it.

 

[MaddyS]

Presackly!

Geez, why oh why do you need to bring your kink here

 

[ROAD HOG]

You do realize she is talking about you and the appliance rider @TheBear right?

Mmmmm haven't noticed, I was under the impression it was the meisiekind

 

[firecoast]

You do realize she is talking about you and the appliance rider @TheBear right?

In all fairness, I might have started it... just a bit.

 

[TheBear]

In all fairness, I might have started it... just a bit.

Honesty, the best policy.

 

[MaddyS]

In all fairness, I might have started it... just a bit.

You just answered, totally innocently I might add and THEN came along Sir KinkALot and his sidekick,SirSeGatKTMaLot. You were totally innocent

 

[TheBear]

You just answered, totally innocently I might add and THEN came along Sir KinkALot and his sidekick,SirSeGatKTMaLot. You were totally innocent

Anf?

 

[firecoast]

BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I am double laughing here as well, as I am only allowed one reaction on your post.

 

[MaddyS]

Anf?

You need glasses?