Making a twat of yourself!

[GG]

So there I am on my newly repainted black adventure (black goes faster) and I am shooting along Leslie Rd when I notice (as if for the first time) the dirt section on the left!  Yoo hoo Ive done this before and I think to myself watch this cars, and leap up the pavement onto the dirt!  My music is pumping, I am standing, dust is pouring out behind my spinning rear tyre and I casually glance next to me!  Some toss is racing me down the tar!  Twat I think as a blonde girl leans out the car waving angrily at me!  I accelerate, now really shooting over the bumps and prepare to leap off the pavement onto the tar ahead of the little car whose pretty blonde is still waving.  Now they are also hooting!  I leap onto the tar, and stop at the stop street and wait for them expecting to tell them to fuck right off! 
â??YOUR BOX FELL OFF YOUR BIKE BACK THEREâ? SHOUTS THE GIRL with a huge grin on her face!

I look back, there lies my top box in the grass and a friendly pool man is waiting alongside laughing like a drain!
GEEZ boet that looked good until your bike fell apart, he managed between fits of laughter!
EISSSH I kept my helmet on as I thanked himâ?¦ at least they wonâ??t recognise me again!!!!!!

 

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