Ongeluks 😳😳😳

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Hahah! Brilliant.

Foties!
 
You had dust in the beginning, we got so stuck in the mud on the first section our front wheels stopped turning!
You are right, I am sure those rocks jump in front of the front wheel to make you sweat!
Waiting the pics and respect for surviving it!
 
LONG BOB, you have a talent for telling a story in detail with very little use of words.

Love it!
 
Wake up to a stunning morning, coffee and rusks, every muscle stiff except one 😂
Load bikes pay for huts and start out , beautiful scenery. Find a stunning little town called fort Hartley built 1900.
Fuel up and just as my arse gets completely comfortable , rhino famous saying he said a million times. Let’s see where this track goes, and every track leads to hell and back . Jeeez it’s lunch time and already eating gaviscon ! Until finally he finds the senqu valley.
 
Sorry waiting for my daughter results, just gone into labour so all waiting for no 5 to pop out.
Will finish when sober 😂
 
:lol8: :lol8: :lol8: good luck with the delivery. :thumleft:
 
So all good with no 5 grand kid , thinking next weekend invite both son-in-law to a castrations ceremony!!!

 
LONG BOB said:
So all good with no 5 grand kid , thinking next weekend invite both son-in-law to a castrations ceremony!!!

Have knife or burddizzo, let me know.  :thumleft:
 

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Next to the river we start looking for a crossing, and zippo nils nothing! Jeeez stuck in another country with pedantic cops and no Vaseline starting to run through my head , just 20 ft banks into rock infested raging waters!
Then wala a beer smuggling route ! Yaaay we safe in Sa again.
 

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Enter the back of war trails and I swear rhino thought Toby price was on tour , blimey we hauled. Eventually getting to the hotel pub . Ice cold beers and cramps bumps scratches all forgotten by beer no 7 .
Then because one member of the 15 strong community has a birthday we invited for a bring and braai. But vok standing next to a 150 kg Dutchman who breeds sheep and you put your pick n pay skraal choppies next to his meat is embarrassing. So a bit of technical switching and turning of meat and lots of brandy bought you end up with some nice skaap meat in front of you .
Luckily his woman comes for some meat when it’s his turn to buy drinks, so off goes skinny chops . But revenge was in the making. Brandy , tequilas,,and snuff is smashed up your nose by the barman with a mallet 😳
1.30 am we attempting to ride back to our house, not so easy with one hand covering your one eye! If you don’t the voken road looks like a double highway.
And a good nights sleep was had
 
After two coffee we hit the road for home, stunning scenery everywhere green, farmers making hay when they can , then I think sheep, brandy’s, whiskey, beer’s, and snuff get all shook up and a simple fart turns into a disaster 😳 jeez not so easy to get kit off on the road side in a hurry. Especially with stiffness from previous two days. Not sure what the church going folks thought of a old man squatting on a hill.
Then pitseng pass decided before you hit the tar she got some red clay mud to show. Eish a couple times your arse comes close to your helmet, however no more damage and a tar road was welcome.
A nice welcome home from mommy and dogs , what a joll. A proper brain reboot, taken out my comfort zone many times, taught to face problems head on then brought back gently to lots of fun .
 
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