Those bike ad gems

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frankmac

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Reading through some adverts on various sites and then actually seeing the bike in question. Perhaps you would care to add a few more and the actual translation or even your own experience.

As new – like bloody hell
Immaculate – a few rust spots, nothing significant
Mint condition – bar a few dents and scratches
Showroom condition - depends on whose showroom. Maybe the undertakers
Bulletproof engine – who shoots bikes anyway?
Clean – who sells dirty vehicles?
Original condition – old and beyond repair
Has papers – in someone else’s name
Full service history – I promise to send the service book. It’s just been left with …….
Doesn’t overheat – funny you mention that
Never raced – a performance track bike and never raced?
Only used on weekends - about those social media pics of you doing the Roof, Amageza, Dakar
Never dropped – well, maybe not that often
Sad to sell my baby – when you’re nigh on a bike dealer?
 
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