I tend to go to air shows with something of an open mind. There is always a list of promises and mostly lies about what will be there. Then the likes of the associations that control these matters step in and categorically state that, under the auspices of Section 3, Article 12.1, Clause B1653C:
a) The spectators shall be located no less than 5 km (kilometres) from the flight line
b) Said spectators shall require a Hubble telescope to see any flaying activities
c) Participating aircraft shall
not fly lower than 7000 feet above the highest mountain within 4000 km (kilometre) radius of the flying area
d) Participating aircraft shall fly over residential and commercial areas instead, but the bloubaadjies shall chase you away if you watch from there
e) Brian Emmenis shall play Neil Diamond
Turns out in Namibia rules A through D do not apply.
3 minutes after stepping onto the apron and walking freely but nervously, as I clearly was not meant to be there, an Airbus A-3-something taxied by. Right there. If I was taller I could practically reach up and touch the wingtip.
Evidently I was going to be approached by the Secret Airport Security Police and asked for identification and grilled why I was not wearing a hiviz vest (airport camo ;D). They'd confiscate my cameras, escort me to a bunker and do unspeakable things to me before repatriating me to the road between Marienthal and Keetmanshoop. It was simply not worth the risk. Until a Bell 222 approached the apron. Now for uninformed a 222 is what Air Wolf is based on – it's what can loosely be described as a sexy chopper. Very nice I thought.
And then it taxied over my head.
I napped a few thousand frames off on the helo until somebody safely dressed in a hiviz jacket asked me not to take any more photographs "as the tail rotor is very sensitive.". I think what he meant was the tail rotor is expensive and your head will be very sensitive when it makes contact with it. Fair enough, and he was nice enough not to confiscate my cameras and march me to a bunker.
The the Russian fired up. That would be the mighty single-engine Antonov AN-2, the largest single-engine aircraft in the world and the largest thing you are allowed to fly on a PPL.
Needless to say by now I was delirious with pleasure and oblivious of the cold. The trip had already been worthwhile and I was quite happy to climb into the car and transverse the stretch between Marienthal and Keetmans on my home home. Expect that was only the start ... for my next near-arrest-and-departation move and scrutinised the naughty bits of an Airbus A-330.
Like a fly to a steaming pile of curry I zoned in on ... wait for it ... the Cadillac of the Skies.