2014 F800GS ESA MU
52000 km – 50K service done
Nothing to spend
Licensed, on my name, not financed - all that ****
Steering neck bearings were replaced nou anner dag - I'll look on the invoice
Fork oil was replaced at the same time
Tubeless wheels – plug n play – no more sukkeling with fakken tubes halfway up katbakkies
Ognibene Sprockets with DID ZVMX chain – good for another 40000kms
Liqui Moly in its ***
New brake pads all round
New battery – dropped it in, in July – with one year guarantee – when we plugged in the GS911 to reset all the **** that need to be resetted after the terminals come off the old battery, there were no faults codes
Don’t ask me what happens on the wrong side of 6000rpm – never been there…
Optional extras: and I say OPTIONAL – because you can have the bike with or without them – obviously at two different corresponding prices.
- Amber and night-breaker-blue headlight cover
- V stream high touring screen – yaaaah, obviously all the marshalling- and official stickers and **** will be removed
- 4-tone spotlights
- Full – bottom, lower and upper Rumbux crash protection – ooh that’s a big one
- UNI air filter
- Air Flow 3D mesh seat cover – your balls will thank you for the air conditioning and your butthole won’t look like a 100 year old prune, having not to sit on a wet seat in rain
- Wide off road pegs
- Touratech carrier plate
- Maier rear shock protector
- Rock Fox rear pannier racks
Anyone who knows me, knows all my **** is always in pedantically tip top condition – you get on, fill it up and ride to ******* Kenya if you like.
WITH all the extras – R92,000.00
Without – R83,000.00
If you’re a Nigerian prince, waiting on his inheritance… - **** off
If you’re an engineer on an offshore oil rig, wanting to send your representative around, for your cousin’s birthday… - **** off
If you are Moses and his truck driving buddy Lucas, from Springbok or Kuruman, or wherever the **** you want to be from this time… - **** off
If your name is Shaun Dickens, you can **** right off – and then a little more – and then you keep ******* off until you get back here – then you **** off again.
52000 km – 50K service done
Nothing to spend
Licensed, on my name, not financed - all that ****
Steering neck bearings were replaced nou anner dag - I'll look on the invoice
Fork oil was replaced at the same time
Tubeless wheels – plug n play – no more sukkeling with fakken tubes halfway up katbakkies
Ognibene Sprockets with DID ZVMX chain – good for another 40000kms
Liqui Moly in its ***
New brake pads all round
New battery – dropped it in, in July – with one year guarantee – when we plugged in the GS911 to reset all the **** that need to be resetted after the terminals come off the old battery, there were no faults codes
Don’t ask me what happens on the wrong side of 6000rpm – never been there…
Optional extras: and I say OPTIONAL – because you can have the bike with or without them – obviously at two different corresponding prices.
- Amber and night-breaker-blue headlight cover
- V stream high touring screen – yaaaah, obviously all the marshalling- and official stickers and **** will be removed
- 4-tone spotlights
- Full – bottom, lower and upper Rumbux crash protection – ooh that’s a big one
- UNI air filter
- Air Flow 3D mesh seat cover – your balls will thank you for the air conditioning and your butthole won’t look like a 100 year old prune, having not to sit on a wet seat in rain
- Wide off road pegs
- Touratech carrier plate
- Maier rear shock protector
- Rock Fox rear pannier racks
Anyone who knows me, knows all my **** is always in pedantically tip top condition – you get on, fill it up and ride to ******* Kenya if you like.
WITH all the extras – R92,000.00
Without – R83,000.00
If you’re a Nigerian prince, waiting on his inheritance… - **** off
If you’re an engineer on an offshore oil rig, wanting to send your representative around, for your cousin’s birthday… - **** off
If you are Moses and his truck driving buddy Lucas, from Springbok or Kuruman, or wherever the **** you want to be from this time… - **** off
If your name is Shaun Dickens, you can **** right off – and then a little more – and then you keep ******* off until you get back here – then you **** off again.
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