dirt rat
Race Dog
- Joined
- Oct 6, 2012
- Messages
- 1,181
- Reaction score
- 361
- Bike
- BMW G650 X-challenge
I must confess I strayed. She was pretty and young and all her reviews were fantastic.At first I was in love. I even started to compare her to you..LESS WEIGHT-BETTER POWER-MORE FEATURES..She gave me averages for km per hour -litres per hour and time travelled.She gave me immobilisers-switchable abs and good suspension.All was well.
Then she started giving shit.
Her chain slapped and clunked.She hid her airfilter behind many plastic panels to frustate me.At 12 she sprung a leak in her front fork.At 14 she refused to idle.Took her to the Doctor who pacified her.At 16 she did it again and the Doctor was confused.Treated the symptoms and she was better.At 22 she refused to start without throttle stimulation.At 24 she refused to start at all- in front of my friends who were all riding your sisters.
The good Doctor was more confused than ever-He want's to operate.I was pissed off and filed for divorce.
SO BABY I'M BACK- BECAUSE !!!!
At 125 you are still so much fun to ride.
You give me easy access to your vital parts.
You warn me when you are not well.
I don't have to modify you to make you perform (Maybe just a nip and tuck)
You have never embarrassed me in front of your sisters.
You don't moan or clank when the going gets rough.
DAMN I STILL LOVE YOU
Then she started giving shit.
Her chain slapped and clunked.She hid her airfilter behind many plastic panels to frustate me.At 12 she sprung a leak in her front fork.At 14 she refused to idle.Took her to the Doctor who pacified her.At 16 she did it again and the Doctor was confused.Treated the symptoms and she was better.At 22 she refused to start without throttle stimulation.At 24 she refused to start at all- in front of my friends who were all riding your sisters.
The good Doctor was more confused than ever-He want's to operate.I was pissed off and filed for divorce.
SO BABY I'M BACK- BECAUSE !!!!
At 125 you are still so much fun to ride.
You give me easy access to your vital parts.
You warn me when you are not well.
I don't have to modify you to make you perform (Maybe just a nip and tuck)
You have never embarrassed me in front of your sisters.
You don't moan or clank when the going gets rough.
DAMN I STILL LOVE YOU
