Day 18
This was supposed to be a long day with over 600 km, majority in dirt taking me to Tuli block for a bit of game viewing (of course the irony being that I was less than 200 km from the Tuli block on the Zim side – however there were no border crossings to SA or Bots nearby, barring Beitbridge). I have half expected that should the things not go to the plan I may need to sleep in Francistown or thereabouts.
So I started early, skipping the breakfast. Soon I’ve been at the concession gate, and to my relief the guard just wrote down my details and let me in without any complaint. He confirmed that concession is home to big 5 and the rest of African fauna, and I set-off. Proceeding slowly, scanning the bush for the sign of animals. I have come across few giraffes and a herd of Kudu’s (I think) and impalas in the dry riverbed. Much better than Mozambique, but no lions or elephants. Well, hopefully Tuli will step it up later.
Herd of Kudus and Impalas:
This was the sad sight on the northern side of the bridge with this mudhole being the last remains of water:
This monitor lizzard passing by probably just checking if the time is ripe for a meal yet:
Met this guy (walking relaxed in the big 5), who was a ranger and asked him to fetch the fishes from the mudhole rather than just letting them slowly rot away. He smiled and agreed, but I'm not sure he really could have been bothered:
About 100 km later I hit tar A5 in Makado and turned north up to Gwanda, where I filled up and turned west on the dirt roads heading to Antelope mines and Mpohoengs, eventually connecting to the dirt roads I did in Christmas Safari 1 trip. The section to Mpohongs was tiresome as the road was gravel, later on it eased up as it turned to compacted dirt.
I have made it to the border at about 2 pm. There was quite a bit of traffic of Zimbabweans returning to SA after holidays – they clearly prefer detour through Botswana rather than going straight through Beitbridge. There was a jovial post-holiday atmosphere between travellers and officers and the proceedings went without a glitch. That is how I like it and why I came all the way here!
That is until the things went completely pear-shaped 100 meter later at the exit boom. A young dude on a phone there stopped me and indicated for me to wait. Once he was done with his call he requested and proceeded to take out go literally through every item in my luggage, including going through the pictures in my camera (he just missed the helmet cam). Despite my better judgement I was very hostile throughout the act and came close to punching the mother fucker senseless few times (I’m no fighter, but no, he wouldn’t have a chance). Normally I’m much better at handling these situations, but the fatigue was getting the better of me and I didn’t have much resources left to control the animal.
Now it was the fatigue induced lack of judgement that got me into this situation in the first place. You see there was a police checkpoint about km before the border, where they stopped me and asked to inspect my luggage. Hot, tired, grumpy and keen to make it through the border asap, I gave them an earful about why the fuck they bother people a km before the border – why don’t they just check everything there like civilised people would do. I did used more polite language, but I’m sure it came across more or less the way I formulated it here. To my surprise they just smiled and let me go. Well, I think it is pretty safe to assume, they called their buddy at the boom to give me proper check-up. To be fair, should I have made that mistake in a police state like let’s say America (actually in any first world country), I would probably end up in jail or at least with bodily search.
I took a lot time to repack everything diligently as I was holding up quite a few cars behind me (hence taking my anger on innocent bystanders – I guess you might call it displaced anger– anything just to make myself feel a bit better) and then rode across the dry river bed to the Bots side, where I was met by diminutive Bushman in the veterinary controller capacity. I understand the drill, rode the bike through that stinky disinfection water and walked on the wet math, but somehow it was not enough and he continued to point to my luggage and blabber something about meat, which I indicated clearly I do not have. He didn’t speak any English but persevered with what I have interpreted as a request to inspect my luggage. Being a man attuned with the nature he sensed quickly that the end may be nigh and let go after few tense seconds, while I battled to keep the beast within. Which I’m very grateful for as he saved me from rotting in the jail for the rest of my life (well actually they still have death penalty in Bots, so I might not have to rot for too long).
To continue with the theme, the Bots border took quite a long time mostly because of the stupidly inefficient process for paying the obligatory road tax, with people jostling in and out of the queue randomly and me waiting there in the alternate state of consciousness trying to muster any last drop of equanimity I still had left. To round it all nicely up, when I was finished and came out of the building, my bike was laying on its side (yes the fucking side-stand) with people who waited with me inside strolling casually around, not considering it worth mentioning. This fall resulted in only damage sustained on this trip (except for the half-expected failure of the usual KTM components like speedo/revmeter, and rear brake pedal spring) – the front brake lever broke. Which, as it turned out wasn’t a bad thing, as it turned into a short brake lever, which I prefer. I didn’t see it that way there and then though. You know that Beitbridge – it may not be such a bad idea after all…
I made it finally out of the border probably at about 4 pm and didn’t even stop at the little adjacent spaza shop, but rather continued with undone body armour and googles hanging from the mirrors through the village looking for the road south to Selebi Phikwe. As every single time before in this village (about 1 square km big) I got lost even with GPS resolution at about 50 meters), but eventually found the road and proceeded few km - until I was sure there are no people around – where I stopped, calmed down with a ciggy or five and geared up properly. Once sufficiently calm, I jumped on the bike and gunned it down the dirt road which after few dozen km passes a dam on the Shashe river (Di…. .something). I didn’t make any pictures on the way, but it looks the same as on my first Christmas Safari trip I did, so you can check pictures from this route on this link:
https://wilddog.net.za/forum/index.php?topic=151222.80
I hit the tar for the rest of the day in Selebi Phikwe, where I filled up, and pushed on. In the next town Sefhophe I hit a crossing where I knew I have to take the right road so I consulted GPS closely before taking the right turn. With the sun setting fast behind me I hit 70 km later the T junction with main Tuli road at Zanzibar. It didn’t look familiar and after consultation of GPS I have confirmed that indeed I did the wrong turn in Sefhophe (quite an achievement with only two roads to pick from and GPS at hand) and Molema campsite I was heading for is at least 50 km further away. So I have ridden 600 km round trip to see some game around Molema, just to miss it at the end due to unbelievably silly navigation mistake. A fitting end to a bitch of a day.
At least there was a border crossing about 150 meters in front of my nose(closed by now of course) and Oasis lodge right in front of me. So that is where I retreated into an expensive air-conditioned chalet to lick my wounds.
Oasis lodge in Zanzibar right on the Bots/SA border:
Route ridden: