Karoo sleepover OR Go Girl and the seven DS riders....
I cant help about the shape I'm in, I cant sing, I aint pretty and my legs are thin. But don't ask me what I think of you - I might not give the answers that you want me to.... Oh Well!
So this was clearly a boys night out - as pionted out by the only female member of the group, especially when one member posted scary pics of this lang slang all flacid like, on his bike's seat.
We met at the Total in Richwood in the middle of the day - to get the maximum effect of the heat that we would endure the following day. The first to arrive (apart from myself who sat shivvering in the dark recesses of the forecourt roof) was Growweblaar all the way from BettiesBay - I personnaly think he deserves at least a round of applause if not a meddle - you will see later why.
LTR: Camelman, Growweblaar, Tok Tokkie, Eisbein, Xt660r, KiethK, BradleyS and Go Girl
It was good meeting eveyone and most thoughtfull of Eisbein to see us off with a tearful wave and a brave countenance - and he took some photos of our departure along the way.
Our first taste of dust was along the Malanshoogte road and then the Occultdale road - to ensure that the luggage was ok etc.
And here our first happening happened! At Klipheuwel we pulled off at the side of the road, using a skelm little footpath to get to the shade. I looked around and found that our esteemed sweeper volunteer was present but then I sensed someone was amiss. Then along came KiethK, and missed us despite the fact that we all hooted and made a general din - I think he was on the phone - and he assumed we would take the Slent road - which was not the plan as I had something else in store.
In der haas I was off like a shot to catch him - wonder what he thought were we had gotten to so quickly - and eventually cought up with him on the gravel in front of the fans - with the rest of the party on my tail.
Oh well, may as well continue on this route with an ad lib - it pays to know the roads around sometimes! As I departed from that spot I spotted a truck doing a leopard crawl from behind so I made haste and we regouped at the tar - again all but sweeper KiethK, whom I had learned had entered into a pact with Xt660r in order to be able to perv a certain lady's rear. As we waited the truck, trailing a massive dustcloud arrived, then another with an even larger dust cloud and to our horror yet another truck - I am not talking bakkies here - trailing the biggest dust cloud I have seen. Then out of this cloud came none other than our trusted sweeper Dusty - er - KiethK.
We then did my little impromtu to Drie Susters. And then on to Malmesbury where again we stopped under some trees by the Police station - but not for long as Camelman indicated that he was experiencing a melt down.
Out on the dirt on the Moorreesburg road turning toward Riebeek-wes and then again to Riebeecksrivier.
Go Girl followed by KiethK
From there over the Bothmanskloof pass to the further entrance to Riebeeck kasteel and past the Travellar's Rest where there was this inviting sign about ice cold beer. Suddenly there was an almighty outcry from a certain Yamaha rider, but a good klap shut him up.
As we passed over the berg river at Zonkwasdrift I myself felt an allmighty urge to immerse my shapely body in the cooling water, but held myself in check. From there we hot tailed it over the Nuwekloof pass and on to the Tulbaghweg road and more gravel to the wonderous Wolesley. Here a certain GS rider named Tok Tokkie decided was a good place to fix a puncture - in the hot sunlight.
Now there was heated activity around the slightly modified GS as the well oiled - or was that just sweat - puncture crew sprang into action and in a little while even the two spectators agreed that the job was done and we proceeded to Ceres over the Mitchells pass.
Here while absorbing water at an alarming pace I realized that To Tokkie was missing! Ah! there he was at the garage opposite. He had decided that his rear brakes were now binding and I can attest to the fact that placing three unsuspecting fingers on the rear caliper was indeed not a clever thing to do right then, despite the ambient heat.
He unpacked his mobile tool shop and quickly bled the rear brakes and we were again on our way - to the men's washroom.
From there we took the road to Onder Swaarmoed and I suffered a mild attack of "WhereThFkRwe"! My in-stink-ts told me that this was the correct turnoff to the Swaarmoed Pass - but it looked so different! Last time it was so lush and green! So I asked a friend - who just happened to be riding a KTM, and BradleyS swayed me into thinking that we should go straight on - wrong! we ended at the gate - you know that big blue one? Anyway it turns out that I consulted the wrong friend - it should have been the other KTM rider - Camelman had a GPS and he confirmed that the turnoff was indeed the right one, it was the left one at the time, so we went back - and may I say it was nice passing so many DS riders on the way, the one at the back looked like he could do with a serious bath!
Over the Swaarmoed pass and down that slippery little decline and soon we were on our way to THE SPOT!
The road was at first boring but became more interesting when we encountered the dips. One special one which now is deeply embedded in the mind of GoGirl.
When we arrived at THE SPOT we noted that GOGirl and her dusty entourage were not present. Apparently what had happened was she - like almost all of us - had bottomed out on that one dip and threw all her toys out but no damnage could be noted so we all sniffed around for a comfortable spot to lay down and lick out chops. Well only some of us had chops to lick! So many that next morning there were still two left.
We settled down beside the fire - they managed to find an amzing amount of wood! and talk ranged from the war to bank robbery, ghosts in whiskey bottles and whether the weather would worsten - there was lightning and a drip or two was reportedly reported. Some of us then retired while others decided to hold a cattie shooting contest. One of the tins that were used as targets apparently had a hole right through. Later a discussion of rides like the Canola run were discussed and whether or not it was fun to race through canaola fields. Eventually the all nighters turned in and soon the first sparrow chirped its welcome to a new day.
My camera's batteries had gone flat in the night or I would have had a perfectly good photo of BradleyS doing an impromptu impersonation of a meditating Buddah, but by the time I had enticed Growweblaar to fetch his camera the buddah had ceased his medditative contemplation of the fire.
In awe I watched the eastern horison became a scarlet blaze which turned golden and I managed to get just one pic of the light display.
Tune in again for the second eppisewde of our exciting trip, comming to a screen near you soon ( actually I must get some work done first!). :