Kuier vir Vaalbaas.

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Stellenbosch
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KTM 690 Adventure
This is more of a sufferings report than aride report, and to make matters worse there is no photos either.

Yesterday morning I left Stellenbosch at around 10H00 and took a slow cruise on the 701 along the R44, and via the dirt road along the Berg river to Hermon.

Then along the railway lines to Gouda, where I had a beer and a chat with Vaalbaas, in that nest of Boxers. :pot:

I then trundled to the entrance to Nieuwekloofpass, where I climbed onto the old pass. After about 2kms I came to a dead-end, with wire closing the road off. At that instance a coloured woman walked past, over the edge and down a steep footpath to some labourers houses. I looked and it seemed do-able.

I drove off the edge of the old pass and onto the very steep footpath, which I realized I would not be able to get back up again, so it was forward only. I managed to eventually reach the tar road just as it exits Nieuwekloof on Tulbach's side, and continued into Tulbach. I rode through the town and turned left at the old hotel to go in search of a small farm where we spent a bit of time as primary school kids.
I could not find this place, so returned through Tulbach and towards Wolseley.
Just before Wolseley I felt the rear tyre deflating, and found a piece of wire sticking from the tyre. With both TUBLISS systyems still lying on my workbench at home. :xxbah: :xxbah: :xxbah: :xxbah:

Wolseley was closed. Solidly. Ironically the little Express shop at the garage had a tubeless repair kit. :imaposer: :imaposer:, but no tyreweld or such. I carried no tools either.

I continued at about 80kmph towards Wellington, stopping a few times to try and keep tyre temp manageable, but a few kays past Kalabash the beadings came off the rim and the tyre became too loose on the back for safe riding, especially through Bain's kloof pass.

I parked the bike and started hitching a ride. 4 Bikers stopped but I told them I'd rather leopardcrawl to Wellington than ride on a BMW. So they left in disgust. :peepwall:

I started hitching a ride, and almost immediately a coloured guy stopped in a Government bakkie. He dropped me in Wellington, at the robot by the big cemetry, and about 5 minute later I found myself with a white family in an Isuzu bakkie. They dropped me at the R44 4-way stop outside Wellington.
I stood for around 10 minutes, and then got a lift in a Fortuner with a young black couple in it. They dropped me almost in front of my house. Wonderful people all over our country.

I then raced back in a Kia with a trailer in hot pursuit, I just could not shake that trailer off. :eek7: I was back at home again at 19H00.

Now I have to repair a puncture. :xxbah:
 
en die moral of the story with no pics is, do not ride without your stuff. :deal:
 
2StrokeDan said:
I parked the bike and started hitching a ride. 4 Bikers stopped but I told them I'd rather leopardcrawl to Wellington than ride on a BMW. So they left in disgust. :peepwall:

Good to know you remain true to your principles  :thumleft:

Now, more importantly, did you bring back chili bites  :drif:
 
The fact that you got lifts so quickly is due to white privilege  :p

Sounds rather boring, you didn't even get mugged once.
 
4 Bikers stopped but I told them I'd rather leopardcrawl to Wellington than ride on a BMW. So they left in disgust. :peepwall:

jy is te skytbang vir Bains se draaie agterop n BM of dat dit dalk lekker kan wees. :deal: ;)
 
Sprocketbek said:
The fact that you got lifts so quickly is due to white privilege  [emoji14]

Sounds rather boring, you didn't even get mugged once.
Haha.

Sal hom leer om nie tubeless te ry nie.
 
luv2ride said:
If only you could call 0860 600 777, but your number is blacklisted there :peepwall:

Sorry to hear of your misfortune  :thumleft:
for him to call he needs a cellphone :deal: ;)
 
As jy 'n BM gery het kon jy BMW Roadside Assistance gebel het.  Aantreklike "lugwaardinne" bedien skynbaar so in die ry muffins agter in hulle bussie.  Bliksem maar jy is hardekop!  :lol8:  Jou ma is seker lank voor haar tyd grys gewees.
 
eikeboom said:
Dit moes snaaks gewees het om 'n blanke gryskop-toppie te sien hike langs die pad!

Dis hoekom ek so vinnig lifts gekry het, mense het seker vermoed dis n celebrity prank. :patch:
 
Ri said:
2StrokeDan said:
I parked the bike and started hitching a ride. 4 Bikers stopped but I told them I'd rather leopardcrawl to Wellington than ride on a BMW. So they left in disgust. :peepwall:

Good to know you remain true to your principles  :thumleft:

Now, more importantly, did you bring back chili bites  :drif:

Or did he? >:D
 
:laughing4: :laughing4:

No, the guys offered me a lift but they were going to Riebeeck-kasteel/Wes, so hulle sou uit hul pad moes gaan om my op my roete te bring.
 
gee kans die film vol raak, dan kan iemand die foto,s vir hom inscan
 
:imaposer:

beste RR van die jaar, jis ek het nou lekker gelag.

Toemaar, dit gebeur met ons almal, bly om te sien ook die ervare manne "vergeet" maar afentoe hulle repair kits tuis.

So einde 2015 ry ek en 2 pelle met ons vrouens Franschoek toe vir brekfis. Kom Helshoogte oor terug en ry met Bottelarypad terug. Daar by Kuilsrivier gholfklub voel ek die agterwiel raak pap. Ek stop, assesseer, hoor hom nog blaas en nurse die bike tot by Soneike garage, gelukkig net so 500m gewees. Die ander twee het by my gestop en steeds weggery huiswaarts.  Ons was so 10km van die huis af en daar was gelukkig 3 garages oppad terug waar ek ook kon stop en wind optop.

Maar toe ons by die huis kom moes julle darem hoor hoe kak daai twee gevoel het met hulle apologetiese oproepe.

Dit is byna 2 jaar later steeds genoeg ammunisie vir my om my koffie op hulle rekening te kry....daai dag toe hulle my en my vrou abandon het langs die pad. Naaiers!

 
Lem said:
:imaposer:

beste RR van die jaar, jis ek het nou lekker gelag.

Toemaar, dit gebeur met ons almal, bly om te sien ook die ervare manne "vergeet" maar afentoe hulle repair kits tuis.

So einde 2015 ry ek en 2 pelle met ons vrouens Franschoek toe vir brekfis. Kom Helshoogte oor terug en ry met Bottelarypad terug. Daar by Kuilsrivier gholfklub voel ek die agterwiel raak pap. Ek stop, assesseer, hoor hom nog blaas en nurse die bike tot by Soneike garage, gelukkig net so 500m gewees. Die ander twee het by my gestop en steeds weggery huiswaarts.  Ons was so 10km van die huis af en daar was gelukkig 3 garages oppad terug waar ek ook kon stop en wind optop.

Maar toe ons by die huis kom moes julle darem hoor hoe kak daai twee gevoel het met hulle apologetiese oproepe.

Dit is byna 2 jaar later steeds genoeg ammunisie vir my om my koffie op hulle rekening te kry....daai dag toe hulle my en my vrou abandon het langs die pad. Naaiers!

Ja nee wragtig Lem.  :lol8:

Danie, jy kon mos maar terug bel die kant toe. Min wetend van die onderonsie in my agterplaas.

Die feit dat ek eers vanoggend die report sien is ook sekerlik nie gerusstellend vir vinnige hulp nie :peepwall: :ricky:
 
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