Maddy & the Little Tart's SYMplistic rides & general banter

[MaddyS]

The answer to that question is more complex than a simple yes or no

a lot like an obvious steep gradient

Wait, Mr Wiseass, you're going to hit the roads here soon enough and *****

 

[ROAD HOG]

Wait, Mr Wiseass, you're going to hit the roads here soon enough and *****

Don't worry, I will be a true gentleman and let you ride ahead

 

[MaddyS]

Don't worry, I will be a true gentleman and let you ride ahead

Awesome, the one with GPS will be riding at the back checking out the view

 

[TheBear]

Oi! @ROAD HOG, you should, like me become a Sym rider. We Sym riders have a huge amount of fun on our Syms and Maddy likes us plenty much! Awesome really.

Now, no need to sell your lekker Katoom and rush over to the Sym dealer to buy a Sym. No! This is 2023 dude. My bike now identifies as a Sym!

 

[TheBear]

Awesome, the one with GPS will be riding at the back checking out the view

After such a ride he will be able to tell you whether the bike makes your arse look fast.

 

[MaddyS]

Oi! @ROAD HOG, you should, like me become a Sym rider. We Sym riders have a huge amount of fun on our Syms and Maddy likes us plenty much! Awesome really.

Now, no need to sell your lekker Katoom and rush over to the Sym dealer to buy a Sym. No! This is 2023 dude. My bike now identifies as a Sym!

That is truly sad I might need to inform BMW of their identity issues

 

[MaddyS]

After such a ride he will be able to tell you whether the bike makes your arse look fast.

So so rude, you should know better. A girls arse always looks perfect no matter the bike

 

[TheBear]

That is truly sad I might need to inform BMW of their identity issues

You are living in the past.

 

[TheBear]

So so rude, you should know better. A girls arse always looks perfect no matter the bike

Of course, but telling her this in the right moment is very gentlemanly.

 

[MaddyS]

You are living in the past.

Call me old fashioned, but a bike is always female, no matter what brand she wears or who's riding her

 

[MaddyS]

Of course, but telling her this in the right moment is very gentlemanly.

Would you dare tell the wife

 

[TheBear]

Call me old fashioned, but a bike is always female, no matter what brand she wears or who's riding her

Male or female, my bike identifies as a Sym. Please don't make fun of my lovely Sym.

 

[TheBear]

Would you dare tell the wife

I would. I have.

 

[MaddyS]

I would. I have.

How was dinner that night

 

[TheBear]

How was dinner that night

Hospital food isn't that bad these days.

 

[MaddyS]

Male or female, my bike identifies as a Sym. Please don't make fun of my lovely Sym.

A SYM is elegant and classy, not massively overweight and part of weight watchers

 

[MaddyS]

Hospital food isn't that bad these days.

 

[TheBear]

A SYM is elegant and classy,

Excellent description of my Sym.

 

[MaddyS]

Excellent description of my Sym.

I recently heard hospital food isn't bad these says. Do you think the psych ward is the same? You might be visiting there soon for your disillusionment

 

[TheBear]

I recently heard hospital food isn't bad these says. Do you think the psych ward is the same? You might be visiting there soon for your disillusionment

Sorry, but I really am too far to visit you.