Maddy & the Little Tart's SYMplistic rides & general banter

[ROAD HOG]

You said it

Grammatical observation. There is a comma

Get your mind out of the gutter

 

[ROAD HOG]

We'd ask for directions, unlike you lot. That said, you'd probably run out of fuel before you get to where you think you need to go.

That is no problem for us at all. When we do we will wait for the Meisiekinners to arrive. They will have lots spare at the speeds they ride and stopping to ask for directions

 

[MaddyS]

Grammatical observation. There is a comma

Get your mind out of the gutter

It feels at home there, sort of like a KTM homecoming

 

[firecoast]

I am too tired to be offended

 

[MaddyS]

That is no problem for us at all. When we do we will wait for the Meisiekinners to arrive. They will have lots spare at the speeds they ride and stopping to ask for directions

And this from a man with fuel bladders, truly sad day

 

[ROAD HOG]

I am too tired to be offended

Have you been riding alone? Again

 

[ROAD HOG]

And this from a man with fuel bladders, truly sad day

They are for the meisiekinners on the road

 

[MaddyS]

They are for the meisiekinners on the road

We never run out of fuel, remember

That is no problem for us at all. When we do we will wait for the Meisiekinners to arrive. They will have lots spare at the speeds they ride and stopping to ask for directions

 

[MaddyS]

Hey Oom @ROAD HOG if I get a flat on the trip, will you help fix it

 

[ROAD HOG]

We never run out of fuel, remember

Exactly why we carry them, so we can transfer the fuel

 

[ROAD HOG]

Hey Oom @ROAD HOG if I get a flat on the trip, will you help fix it

I could but I would potentially run the risk of being called a sexist for not letting you be a proper meisiekind

 

[MaddyS]

I could but I would potentially run the risk of being called a sexist for not letting you be a proper meisiekind

So roadside assistance it is and a nice young guy can help

 

[ROAD HOG]

So roadside assistance it is and a nice young guy can help

Ask about his WOKE status first

 

[MaddyS]

Ask about his WOKE status first

Who cares if he can help a girl out

 

[ROAD HOG]

Who cares if he can help a girl out

Well obviously the lone female riders who meets concerned ou oommies on the road

 

[MaddyS]

Well obviously the lone female riders who meets concerned ou oommies on the road

Critical oomies not helpful oomies besides, I've learned that these young farmers are more than willing to help "tanie" if she needs help. Have you seen some of them

 

[ROAD HOG]

Critical oomies not helpful oomies besides, I've learned that these young farmers are more than willing to help "tanie" if she needs help. Have you seen some of them

Information overload

 

[TheBear]

All on your own??? How reckless of you!





I am just teasing. I was coming out of Die Hel once and stopped for a smoke. Had this Oomie stop next to me on a CRF125 or something and he told me how absolutely stupid and reckless I was being riding on my own. Nogal called me 'meisiekind'. Sommer got moerig with him. Was he not doing the same? Tsk

But he is a dude, meisiekind!

 

[MaddyS]

But he is a dude, meisiekind!

Maybe a wrinkled old BMW rider dude now stuck on a 125

 

[ROAD HOG]

Just for the record, it is admirable if a meisiekind rider do solo trips and more should do it