Maddy & the Little Tart's SYMplistic rides & general banter

[MaddyS]

No, I just had a revelation, not to react to the very fertile ground for abuse with your last conceding reply

I'm sorry you feel there would be future abuse to something you might think I conceded to

 

[MaddyS]

Thou shalt not be led into temptation

Oh dear lawd, whatever he's smoking I don't want it

 

[ROAD HOG]

Oh dear lawd, whatever he's smoking I don't want it

you are better off not knowing

 

[MaddyS]

you are better off not knowing

Well, heck, now I'm curious

 

[ROAD HOG]

Well, heck, now I'm curious

I am a gentleman and would not take advantage of a lady

 

[TheBear]

Thou shalt not be led into temptation

No need to lead me. I go willingly.

 

[MaddyS]

I am a gentleman and would not take advantage of a lady

Anybody seen a lady or gentleman around? Nope? Yeah, me neither

 

[ROAD HOG]

Anybody seen a lady or gentleman around? Nope? Yeah, me neither

I will explain my responses in due course......have to get the fire going and verbally grammatically lubricated first

 

[MaddyS]

I will explain my responses in due course......have to get the fire going and verbally grammatically lubricated first

Well at least it wasn't oral wording

 

[ROAD HOG]

Well at least it wasn't oral wording

Los bek is n stukkende bek................old orange freestate saying

 

[MaddyS]

Los bek is n stukkende bek................old orange freestate saying

Is that when someone bliksems you? My Afrikaans is not bad but idioms allude me

 

[ROAD HOG]

Is that when someone bliksems you? My Afrikaans is not bad but idioms allude me

Google translate is your friend

You must learn to "Praat die Taal" or do you agree with Charlize

 

[MaddyS]

Google translate is your friend

You must learn to "Praat die Taal" or do you agree with Charlize

Well you're one of the few apparently and ek praat sommer deliciously die taal. Ek weet hoe om jou m*** te se, voetsek is my heel favorite word, ne

 

[ROAD HOG]

@MaddyS - you see what you made me do

 

[TheBear]

@MaddyS - you see what you made me do

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You murdered innocent veggies? Sies!

 

[ROAD HOG]

You murdered innocent veggies? Sies!

they don't identify as veggies

 

[MaddyS]

@MaddyS - you see what you made me do

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Have I mentioned I hate you perfect steak, yummy salad and dammit, you have to tease with the Jacobs.

Now I'm hungry and want coffee

 

[ROAD HOG]

Have I mentioned I hate you perfect steak, yummy salad and dammit, you have to tease with the Jacobs.

Now I'm hungry and want coffee

Well it started with the fire to evoke the SYM ancestors. Had a good conversation with old chief Running Like a Rabbit and then everything went pair shaped from there

 

[TheBear]

they don't identify as veggies

Do they identify as donkey testicles?

 

[MaddyS]

Well it started with the fire to evoke the SYM ancestors. Had a good conversation with old chief Running Like a Rabbit and then everything went pair shaped from there

Obviously the SYM ancestors decided nothing on that plate deserved to be bad. Did the salad make you feel all bouncy and furry