Maddy & the Little Tart's SYMplistic rides & general banter

[MaddyS]

Do they identify as donkey testicles?

Too small

 

[ROAD HOG]

Obviously the SYM ancestors decided nothing on that plate deserved to be bad. Did the salad make you feel all bouncy and furry

It is a balanced diet, had steak in both hands

 

[MaddyS]

@MaddyS - you see what you made me do

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You are DEFINITELY doing the braai in May, no debate needed

 

[ROAD HOG]

You are DEFINITELY doing the braai in May, no debate needed

Only if you share your fuel with me

 

[MaddyS]

It is a balanced diet, had steak in both hands

You cannibal

 

[MaddyS]

Only if you share your fuel with me

I'll braai

 

[ROAD HOG]

Only if you share your fuel with me

Oooh and do the dishes, my chauvinistic nature might not be able to deal with that as well

 

[ROAD HOG]

Too small

wonder how you would know

 

[MaddyS]

Oooh and do the dishes, my chauvinistic nature might not be able to deal with that as well

If I braai, your female side will come out and do dishes

 

[ROAD HOG]

If I braai, your female side will come out and do dishes

I don't know, maybe? Haven't been in touch with my feminine side lately

 

[MaddyS]

I don't know, maybe? Haven't been in touch with my feminine side lately

Ok, you braai, no fuel and I wash the dishes. That's my final offer

 

[ROAD HOG]

I don't know, maybe? Haven't been in touch with my feminine side lately

I think we will get KFC rather, just now you will demand that I wear lipstick as well. Not completely sure how you identify

 

[MaddyS]

I think we will get KFC rather, just now you will demand that I wear lipstick as well. Not completely sure how you identify

Okay, to make you feel all manly, I will let you repair my tyre if I get a puncture

 

[ROAD HOG]

Okay, to make you feel all manly, I will let you repair my tyre if I get a puncture

What colour lipstick do you like

 

[MaddyS]

 

[TheBear]

Ye olde Peanut. Together with Wile Ethelbert Coyote, my two favourites.

 

[MaddyS]

Wondering if I'll make the 400 odd kms on this tank

 

[TheBear]

Wondering if I'll make the 400 odd kms in this tank

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I do 400km on a tank.

 

[MaddyS]

I do 400km on a tank.

In your car maybe

 

[TheBear]

In your car maybe

Nope. My bike.