Maddy & the Little Tart's SYMplistic rides & general banter

[MaddyS]

MaddyS just blank off your brake pipes and all is good. The introduction course is all about slow riding, nothing to worry about

Don't you have a bike to go ride or work to do instead if trying to kill me off

 

[TheBear]

Check on the bike

How will that help?

 

[MaddyS]

How will that help?

Take it for a ride, disable your ABS and see if the CBS still works. If not, let me know which hospital to send the donuts to

 

[ROAD HOG]

Don't you have a bike to go ride or work to do instead if trying to kill me off

Hey lady

Don't shoot the messenger, just trying to help and also contribute to you saving on fuel

 

[TheBear]

Take it for a ride, disable your ABS and see if the CBS still works. If not, let me know which hospital to send the donuts to

I just remembered. If you switch ABS off completely, linked braking is also off.

Remember, I grew up on bikes without fancy ****. I can easily ride without CBS, ABS and such.

 

[MaddyS]

Hey lady

Don't shoot the messenger, just trying to help and also contribute to you saving on fuel

Well, who sent the message so I can shoot them instead

My little Tart doesn't need much more fuel saving

 

[MaddyS]

I just remembered. If you switch ABS off completely, linked braking is also off.

Remember, I grew up on bikes without fancy ****. I can easily ride without CBS, ABS and such.

I seem to remember some picture from 1947 of you on a bike

Thanks for the info on CBS

 

[TheBear]

My bike's got a "rain" mode. It supposedly makes it smoother to ride in rain. Gentler throttle response, more aggressive ABS and such. I ride home in the pouring rain and usually remember the rain mode immediately after parking the bike in the garage!

 

[TheBear]

I seem to remember some picture from 1947 of you on a bike

Thanks for the info on CBS

Was I grey already?

 

[MaddyS]

Was I grey already?

Yes, old Jan still asked for his hat back

 

[TheBear]

Yes, old Jan still asked for his hat back

Ja, old Jan. He and I often had a good giggle because the SA goverment used the wrong dude's picture on their currency!

 

[MaddyS]

Ja, old Jan. He and I often had a good giggle because the SA goverment used the wrong dude's picture on their currency!

I think they went with the good looking younger one and just knew the hair would survive the years

 

[TheBear]

I think they went with the good looking younger one and just knew the hair would survive the years

Nah. They used the wrong dude completely!

 

[MaddyS]

Nah. They used the wrong dude completely!

So a person might want to inform certain others that they shouldn't blame poor Jan for everything, but should blame AM instead

 

[TheBear]

Fair warning Maddy! When the KTM dude pops around for a road trip, this is what you and Tartsym will have to contend with.

 

[MaddyS]

Fair warning Maddy! When the KTM dude pops around for a road trip, this is what you and Tartsym will have to contend with.

Well damn, how am I supposed to contend with that

And here is me thinking the ride was planned for this year, it'll take him a full year just to get past the border

 

[MaddyS]

Fair warning Maddy! When the KTM dude pops around for a road trip, this is what you and Tartsym will have to contend with.

This is what he wishes to be coming down on

but this is the reality of it

 

[TheBear]

This is what he wishes to be coming down on
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but this is the reality of it

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Top the Hog, bottom the lady having packed lightly?

 

[MaddyS]

Top the Hog, bottom the lady having packed lightly?

I don't know which lady will pack his bike, but okay, we will go along with your theory

 

[TheBear]

I don't know which lady will pack his bike, but okay, we will go along with your theory

Oooooohhh!

Minora Award (Gold) to you, Madam!