Maddy & the Little Tart's SYMplistic rides & general banter

[TheBear]

I'm following the instructions on a Panado bottle and keeping away from children aka @TheBear

Clever plan that.

 

[TheBear]

Clever plan that.

Now, if only aka the bear will stay away from you!

 

[MaddyS]

Now, if only aka the bear will stay away from you!

I've got Bear repellent, I'm safe

 

[TheBear]

I've got Bear repellent, I'm safe

What!? You have snakes!

 

[MaddyS]

What!? You have snakes!

Better a real bike



And then you get @TheBear bike

 

[firecoast]

Better a real bike

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And then you get @TheBear bike
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I suppose all the pink is an improvement and I really don't like pink. The bike just needs to shed all the other frilly bits.

 

[TheBear]

Better a real bike

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And then you get @TheBear bike
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That's a BMW. Yuch! I have a SYM, remember.

 

[MaddyS]

You

That's a BMW. Yuch! I have a SYM, remember.

You have what some call white trash

 

[TheBear]

You

You have what some call white trash

White Sym. Beautiful, white Sym. Only arrogant BMW owners will call our lovely Syms, trash.

 

[MaddyS]

White Sym. Beautiful, white Sym. Only arrogant BMW owners will call our lovely Syms, trash.

I'm calling your lube confused bike white trash and I do not accept it as a SYM

 

[TheBear]

I'm calling your lube confused bike white trash and I do not accept it as a SYM

You are such a transphobe and on top of that jealous because my bike identifies as a 300 Sym. I have the only 300 Sym in all of SA! Yeeehaaa!

 

[MaddyS]

You are such a transphobe and on top of that jealous because my bike identifies as a 300 Sym. I have the only 300 Sym in all of SA! Yeeehaaa!

300 mm height maybe

 

[TheBear]

300 mm height maybe

So, you can't reach, eh?

 

[MaddyS]

So, you can't reach, eh?

I can reach, but your 300mm bike, the trans one, will never perform like a real SYM

 

[TheBear]

I can reach, but your 300mm bike, the trans one, will never perform like a real SYM

Yes, I have to admit, it is a tad powerful....

 

[MaddyS]

Yes, I have to admit, it is a tad powerful....

I admit it is IF you know how to ride it beyond the tar and coffee shop

 

[TheBear]

I admit it is IF you know how to ride it beyond the tar and coffee shop

Why would I want to go beyond that? What a silly idea!

 

[MaddyS]

Why would I want to go beyond that? What a silly idea!

It's called ADVENTURE RIDING not donut runs

 

[firecoast]

I could do with a donut or three.

Looking at my gut, maybe not though.

 

[MaddyS]

I could do with a donut or three.

Looking at my gut, maybe not though.

My eyes say give me give me, my brain says, your bike has to already carry your fat ass and luggage...not gonna happen with donuts