Maddy & the Little Tart's SYMplistic rides & general banter

[MaddyS]

When they take 10 minutes to announce a 5 minute break!

My favorite is when M'Lord or Your Worship or Mr Arbitrator is literally every 4th or 5th word. You would swear the Judge or Arbitrator forgot who they are or why they're there

 

[punisher]

We did. The bestes tyres are the round black ones.

shyte . i gotta get me sum of them then

 

[punisher]

The worst is when they say "and finally" about 20 times. If they are horrendous speakers, thats when you start praying for a gag

is that one of those round ball thingies with straps ??

 

[MaddyS]

is that one of those round ball thingies with straps ??

I was thinking more along the lines of a nice dirty sock for lawyers, I'm not sure what you're talking about

 

[Blou Zebu]

My contribution to the lawyer discussion

 

[MaddyS]

A random question for those who actually have hair and, in this case, long hair.

Any suggestions or solutions out there for people who have long hair? It gets a tad bit knotty after a ride And yes, I've thought about cutting it.

 

[TheBear]

A random question for those who actually have hair and, in this case, long hair.

Any suggestions or solutions out there for people who have long hair? It gets a tad bit knotty after a ride And yes, I've thought about cutting it.

Pony tail while riding.

 

[MaddyS]

Pony tail while riding.

I usually do ride with it tide up into a ponytail. I'll go do some youtubing or googling.

 

[MaddyS]

Oooh nevermind, solution found

 

[TheBear]

Oooh nevermind, solution found

Pray, do tell.

 

[MaddyS]

Pray, do tell.

I'll use my gaiter/mask to tuck my hair up

 

[TheBear]

I'll use my gaiter/mask to tuck my hair up

Thought you already tried that. Some lady riders prefer that, other the pony tail. Me? I am no lady, so I don't know.

 

[MaddyS]

Thought you already tried that. Some lady riders prefer that, other the pony tail. Me? I am no lady, so I don't know.

I haven't tried it, I have a phobia about anything around my neck, but will definitely try it.

 

[MaddyS]

Thought you already tried that. Some lady riders prefer that, other the pony tail. Me? I am no lady, so I don't know.

I know at your age *cough cough* hair is usually an issue, hence old Jan was chosen remember

 

[TheBear]

I haven't tried it, I have a phobia about anything around my neck, but will definitely try it.

Yeah. Same here. I intensely dislike it. Do you have one of those very light, thin material ones?

 

[TheBear]

I know at your age *cough cough* hair is usually an issue, hence old Jan was chosen remember

Nah. I have lots of hair. On my head nogal.

 

[MaddyS]

Yeah. Same here. I intensely dislike it. Do you have one of those very light, thin material ones?

Yes, two. A Redbull and, shocker, a BMW one

 

[TheBear]

I know at your age *cough cough* hair is usually an issue, hence old Jan was chosen remember

The real Jan and fake Jan had a similar amount of hair.

 

[MaddyS]

Nah. I have lots of hair. On my head nogal.

A hair piece doesn't count

 

[TheBear]

Yes, two. A Redbull and, shocker, a BMW one

You have it made then. At least they are not as restricting as some other materials. Did you purchase the BMW one in a moment of clear thinking?