Maddy & the Little Tart's SYMplistic rides & general banter

[LouisXander]

Or like Skinny van Schalkwyk back in the day

 

[MaddyS]

Or like Skinny van Schalkwyk back in the day
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@ROAD HOG doing his best

 

[LouisXander]

RH, imagine hoe jy gaan uitstaan daar in die Namib se duine!!!

 

[TheBear]

I have learnt to pack light after two three week trips. I literally only used four items of clothes (excluding underwear) during that time (yes I washed them). The rest was a waste.

There is a PEP in every town.

So, the Master of my Universe and I toured with our bikes over a period of some years. Even 3 week trips. Then in 2017 we went on a 3 week holiday, staying in one place and using the car. She put her stuff into the car, I did mine and then we stood there wondering why there was close to nothing in the car. After some thinking, we realised, hey! We can take camping chairs and cooler boxes and beach umbrellas and fishing tackle and such stuff.

 

[MaddyS]

RH, imagine hoe jy gaan uitstaan daar in die Namib se duine!!!

He'll never get lost. Even NASA would follow him

 

[ROAD HOG]

RH, imagine hoe jy gaan uitstaan daar in die Namib se duine!!!

That's how I roll

 

[ROAD HOG]

This is 2023. He may well already be wearing one!

Does mankini's count as packing light

 

[MaddyS]

Does mankini's count as packing light

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Dear lawd I'm pretty darn sure I do not want to see that

 

[ROAD HOG]

Dear lawd I'm pretty darn sure I do not want to see that

Yeah, you're right, pink will look better

 

[TheBear]

Does mankini's count as packing light

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Most certainly. Just don't let Maddy see you like that. She will drool a puddle and then get stuck in it!

 

[MaddyS]

Most certainly. Just don't let Maddy see you like that. She will drool a puddle and then get stuck in it!

Hell no, I'd first laugh my butt off, then followed by more laughter

 

[ROAD HOG]

Most certainly. Just don't let Maddy see you like that. She will drool a puddle and then get stuck in it!

and I was planning on wearing my fishnet pattern

 

[MaddyS]

and I was planning on wearing my fishnet pattern

It's shocking that you actually looked for men's fishnet patterns

 

[TheBear]

and I was planning on wearing my fishnet pattern

Oh my! KTM riders sure are brave!

 

[ROAD HOG]

Oh my! KTM riders sure are brave!

We hang out

 

[MaddyS]

We hang out

Literally

 

[ROAD HOG]

RH, imagine hoe jy gaan uitstaan daar in die Namib se duine!!!

G-Strings in Namibia are defined as a half inch fan belt over a three inch pulley Lekkerrrrrrrr los

 

[MaddyS]

G-Strings in Namibia are defined as a half inch fan belt over a three inch pulley Lekkerrrrrrrr los

Aaaand we're back to small things and mankinis

 

[LouisXander]

Tot daai woestyn sand innie bearings inkom......... Eina pok.....

 

[Blou Zebu]

Ek dink ek gaan die thread geniet. Partykeer is ek laat.