Maddy & the Little Tart's SYMplistic rides & general banter

[MaddyS]

We have coffee breaks the whole day here in Nam

Ah so you never work that explains A LOT

 

[ROAD HOG]

Ah so you never work that explains A LOT

We KTM guys can multitask

 

[firecoast]

Thank you Plus I ride alone, so I better take my garage with me

There will always be some knight in shining khaki that thinks he can assist you better.

 

[MaddyS]

We KTM guys can multitask

Yeah, by putting both feet on the ground is a great multitasking tool

 

[MaddyS]

There will always be some knight in shining khaki that thinks he can assist you better.

Oh dear lawd, do not curse me with FS khaki

 

[ROAD HOG]

Oh dear lawd, do not curse me with FS khaki

There will always be some knight in shining khaki that thinks he can assist you better.

Yeah, they are called Frikkie

 

[MaddyS]

Yeah, they are called Frikkie

I eat frikkadels, a Frikkie I ride over.

 

[ROAD HOG]

I eat frikkadels, a Frikkie I ride over.

Just pack the instructions and how to manuals into your tool tubes and all this violence won't be necessary

 

[MaddyS]

Just pack the instructions and how to manuals into your tool tubes and all this violence won't be necessary

What instructions and manuals?

 

[TheBear]

@ROAD HOG don't you have work to do? I am pretty sure you are not on a coffee break yet

You do seem to have an inordinate dislike for coffee....

 

[MaddyS]

You do seem to have an inordinate dislike for coffee....

BMW COFFEE MACHINES, not coffee itself. I think I am on my 5th of 6th mug already today.

 

[TheBear]

BMW COFFEE MACHINES, not coffee itself. I think I am on my 5th of 6th mug already today.

You love coffee, but dislike devices that make coffee?

 

[TheBear]

Ah so you never work that explains A LOT

You don't seem to understand that we get paid for what we know not what we do.

 

[MaddyS]

You love coffee, but dislike devices that make coffee?

I dislike BMW coffee machines, aka your lazy *** bike that cannot make it past a coffee shop

You don't seem to understand that we get paid for what we know not what we do.

So, are you an ANC self-taught man who still knows nothing but gets paid millions?

Ohhh I get it now, considering I have never seen an ANC member on a KTM, it has to be...
Best
Money
Wena

 

[TheBear]

I dislike BMW coffee machines, aka your lazy *** bike that cannot make it past a coffee shop


So, are you an ANC self-taught man who still knows nothing but gets paid millions?

Ohhh I get it now, considering I have never seen an ANC member on a KTM, it has to be...
Best
Money
Wena

No.

 

[MaddyS]

No.

Not no, Best Money Wena, eish ikofi shop

 

[TheBear]

Not no, Best Money Wena, eish ikofi shop

No, Silly Young Missy!

 

[Psycho Porra]

Hey! Leave the woman alone. At least she is riding!

I apologise for trying to save her heartache and money, Auntie

 

[firecoast]

I apologise for trying to save her heartache and money, Auntie

At least it wasn't Tannie.

 

[Psycho Porra]

At least it wasn't Tannie.

Only because it is Maddy’s thread and apparently her Afrikaans is atrocious even if she stays in Hennenman