Maddy & the Little Tart's SYMplistic rides & general banter

[ROAD HOG]

I said I would let HER know, not you!

You are right, but no point is missing out on a good soapie

 

[firecoast]

Of course. It takes a man on a horse to get me running....

Uhm, OK that's way too much information. Keep your kinky fetishes to yourself.

 

[MaddyS]

Just use the nearest pavement as your mounting block.

I'm in the Free State, they are stolen

 

[MaddyS]

Just use the nearest pavement as your mounting block.

On a serious note, one of the things on my to learn list is the "cowboy" mounting. I think that's what they're calling it.

No comments from the peanut gallery!

 

[MaddyS]

 

[TheBear]

Uhm, OK that's way too much information. Keep your kinky fetishes to yourself.

You read a kinky fetish in that sentence and then call me kinky?

 

[MaddyS]

I actually feel sorry for this guy, he's riding an appliance. I'm sure he'll do well when he can afford a decent bike

 

[TheBear]

On a serious note, one of the things on my to learn list is the "cowboy" mounting. I think that's what they're calling it.

No comments from the peanut gallery!

Again, I am called kinky!

 

[MaddyS]

Again, I am called kinky!

Well, at least you're admitting it now. I'm so proud of you, that closet must have been getting small

 

[TheBear]

Well, at least you're admitting it now. I'm so proud of you, that closet must have been getting small

Ja. Specially tight with my bike in here with me.

 

[MaddyS]

Ja. Specially tight with my bike in here with me.

Would you like some lube with that?

 

[ROAD HOG]

Do I detect a theme developing here

 

[MaddyS]

Do I detect a theme developing here

A pick on @TheBear theme

 

[TheBear]

Would you like some lube with that?

Now junior! Behaaaaave yourself!

 

[TheBear]

A pick on @TheBear theme

Hurt me! Hurt me! Make me scream.

 

[MaddyS]

Now junior! Behaaaaave yourself!

You must be a lawyer if you think that's going to work

 

[firecoast]

On a serious note, one of the things on my to learn list is the "cowboy" mounting. I think that's what they're calling it.

No comments from the peanut gallery!

You know you will get comments hahahahahaha

I am not brave enough to do that, I moer over at the best of times, so let me not complicate it.

 

[MaddyS]

Hurt me! Hurt me! Make me scream.

Oh dear lawd, @firecoast was right, keep that sh!t to yourself, Oompie

 

[firecoast]

Again, I am called kinky!

Now whose reading into things?


@MaddyS I must apologise for those two completely hijacking your ride report.

 

[MaddyS]

Now whose reading into things?


@MaddyS I must apologise for those two completely hijacking your ride report.

I don't mind, it keeps it lively