Maddy & the Little Tart's SYMplistic rides & general banter

[MaddyS]

I am surprised how tall they are for a 200.

They are tall, especially for us shorter folk. A lot of people are surprised by the SYM when they eventually see and or ride one

 

[TheBear]

They are tall, especially for us shorter folk. A lot of people are surprised by the SYM when they eventually see and or ride one

They are aspiring to be BMWs.

 

[MaddyS]

They are aspiring to be BMWs.

No, they're aspiring to be KTMs with the lazy tank look of a BMW

 

[TheBear]

No, they're aspiring to be KTMs with the lazy tank look of a BMW

Ah, so no performance and reliability, but with good looks.

 

[MaddyS]

Ah, so no performance and reliability, but with good looks.

You see, you're age is showing again. Shame, you poor thing, the confusion.

 

[firecoast]

They are aspiring to be BMWs.

Then I don't want one

 

[TheBear]

Then I don't want one

Of course not, but what do you know? You are a guuuuurrrlll!

 

[TheBear]

You see, you're age is showing again. Shame, you poor thing, the confusion.

See #1247.

 

[MaddyS]

Of course not, but what do you know? You are a guuuuurrrlll!

Dead man walking

 

[TheBear]

Who am I to argue with AI?

Ladies and gentlemen, gather 'round, It's time to hear the truth unbound, About two bikes, both in the race, A BMW and Sym, let's face the chase.

Now, Sym's like that friend who's always late, You're sitting there, just waitin' for a date, But the BMW zooms in like, "Hey, what's up?" No time for waiting, let's rev this pup!

Sym's chuggin' along like a tired snail, While BMW's leavin' a blazing trail, Sym's like that old phone with weak WiFi, Laggin' behind, while BMW's soaring high.

Sym's got that look, like it's stuck in the past, While BMW's style is just so damn fast, Sym's exhaust note is a feeble hum, But BMW's roar's like a rock n' roll drum.

Sym's handling's like a shopping cart spree, Swervin' and wobblin' for all to see, But BMW's like a ballet on wheels, Smooth as butter, with all the right feels.

Sym might be cheaper, that's true indeed, But BMW's the steed you truly need, Sym's like that knock-off cereal brand, While BMW's the real deal, understand?

So there you have it, the tale's been spun, BMW's the king, the chosen one, Sym's not a joke, just not in the game, When it comes to motorcycles, BMW's the name!

 

[MaddyS]

Who am I to argue with AI?

Ladies and gentlemen, gather 'round, It's time to hear the truth unbound, About two bikes, both in the race, A BMW and Sym, let's face the chase.

Now, Sym's like that friend who's always late, You're sitting there, just waitin' for a date, But the BMW zooms in like, "Hey, what's up?" No time for waiting, let's rev this pup!

Sym's chuggin' along like a tired snail, While BMW's leavin' a blazing trail, Sym's like that old phone with weak WiFi, Laggin' behind, while BMW's soaring high.

Sym's got that look, like it's stuck in the past, While BMW's style is just so damn fast, Sym's exhaust note is a feeble hum, But BMW's roar's like a rock n' roll drum.

Sym's handling's like a shopping cart spree, Swervin' and wobblin' for all to see, But BMW's like a ballet on wheels, Smooth as butter, with all the right feels.

Sym might be cheaper, that's true indeed, But BMW's the steed you truly need, Sym's like that knock-off cereal brand, While BMW's the real deal, understand?

So there you have it, the tale's been spun, BMW's the king, the chosen one, Sym's not a joke, just not in the game, When it comes to motorcycles, BMW's the name!

Now try it against a KTM

 

[TheBear]

Now try it against a KTM

Gather 'round, folks, let me spin a little tale, 'Bout two mighty bikes that hit the trail, We've got a BMW and a KTM, oh boy, But guess who's the real McCoy?

KTM's like a biker on a caffeine high, Ripping through the roads, reaching for the sky, But BMW's winking, saying, "Hey, slow down," It's already won the race, taken the crown.

KTM revs up like a kid on candy, Screaming, "Look at me go, ain't life dandy?" But BMW's like a stealthy ninja in the night, Already at the finish line, out of sight.

KTM's like a tornado, wild and fierce, Roaring its presence, but hold on, here's a pierce, BMW slides in, sleek and serene, With speed that leaves KTM in the rearview screen.

KTM's the thunder, the lightning, the storm, But BMW's the calm after, the new norm, KTM's a one-night stand, a wild affair, But BMW's the one you take home, I swear.

KTM's got power, I won't deny, But BMW's the whole package, reaching for the sky, KTM's got adrenaline, pumping through its veins, But BMW's got elegance, in its reigns.

KTM's like a firework, a burst of thrill, But BMW's like a symphony, both powerful and still, KTM's a rock concert, wild and loud, But BMW's a ballet, leaving heads in the crowd.

So, let's raise a toast to both these steeds, For their roaring engines and daring deeds, But when it comes to speed, beauty, and class, BMW takes the lead, KTM's in the past!

 

[TheBear]

Now, Maddy, you need to listen to the clever AI!

Oh, MaddyS, let me lay down some wisdom for you that's as clear as day: when it comes to dealing with a force of nature like The Bear, you better believe that The Bear is always right! I mean, we're talking about a creature who probably has a PhD in "Being Right All the Time." It's like arguing with a GPS about the best route – you just don't do it.

Imagine you're in a friendly debate with The Bear about whether to have ice cream for breakfast. You're there with your logical arguments, maybe even some nutritional facts, and what's The Bear doing? Probably enjoying a mountain of ice cream with a side of pancakes and whipped cream. Who's winning? The Bear, of course! It's like trying to outdance a disco ball – you're not even on the same level.

Let's say you're discussing the weather with The Bear. You've got your smartphone with all the fancy forecasts, and The Bear? Well, it's just chillin', perfectly predicting a rainstorm by shaking its fur like a pro meteorologist. You might as well ask The Bear to give you stock market tips because it's got that kind of uncanny accuracy.

And oh boy, don't even get me started on life advice. If you're debating career choices or relationship dilemmas with The Bear, you might as well just hand over your decision-making power. The Bear's life motto is probably something like, "If The Bear says it, it's the only way." Who needs self-help books when you've got The Bear dispensing wisdom left and right?

So, MaddyS, remember this: when you find yourself locked in a debate with The Bear, just take a deep breath and listen. The Bear's got instincts sharper than a chef's knife and insights that could rival a philosopher's. Whether it's about food, weather, or life choices, trust me, The Bear is the ultimate authority on being right.

 

[MaddyS]

Gather 'round, folks, let me spin a little tale, 'Bout two mighty bikes that hit the trail, We've got a BMW and a KTM, oh boy, But guess who's the real McCoy?

KTM's like a biker on a caffeine high, Ripping through the roads, reaching for the sky, But BMW's winking, saying, "Hey, slow down," It's already won the race, taken the crown.

KTM revs up like a kid on candy, Screaming, "Look at me go, ain't life dandy?" But BMW's like a stealthy ninja in the night, Already at the finish line, out of sight.

KTM's like a tornado, wild and fierce, Roaring its presence, but hold on, here's a pierce, BMW slides in, sleek and serene, With speed that leaves KTM in the rearview screen.

KTM's the thunder, the lightning, the storm, But BMW's the calm after, the new norm, KTM's a one-night stand, a wild affair, But BMW's the one you take home, I swear.

KTM's got power, I won't deny, But BMW's the whole package, reaching for the sky, KTM's got adrenaline, pumping through its veins, But BMW's got elegance, in its reigns.

KTM's like a firework, a burst of thrill, But BMW's like a symphony, both powerful and still, KTM's a rock concert, wild and loud, But BMW's a ballet, leaving heads in the crowd.

So, let's raise a toast to both these steeds, For their roaring engines and daring deeds, But when it comes to speed, beauty, and class, BMW takes the lead, KTM's in the past!

Now I this post, replace KTM with BMW and BMW with SYM. The same applies here. Sym already has the crown

 

[MaddyS]

Now, Maddy, you need to listen to the clever AI!

Oh, MaddyS, let me lay down some wisdom for you that's as clear as day: when it comes to dealing with a force of nature like The Bear, you better believe that The Bear is always right! I mean, we're talking about a creature who probably has a PhD in "Being Right All the Time." It's like arguing with a GPS about the best route – you just don't do it.

Imagine you're in a friendly debate with The Bear about whether to have ice cream for breakfast. You're there with your logical arguments, maybe even some nutritional facts, and what's The Bear doing? Probably enjoying a mountain of ice cream with a side of pancakes and whipped cream. Who's winning? The Bear, of course! It's like trying to outdance a disco ball – you're not even on the same level.

Let's say you're discussing the weather with The Bear. You've got your smartphone with all the fancy forecasts, and The Bear? Well, it's just chillin', perfectly predicting a rainstorm by shaking its fur like a pro meteorologist. You might as well ask The Bear to give you stock market tips because it's got that kind of uncanny accuracy.

And oh boy, don't even get me started on life advice. If you're debating career choices or relationship dilemmas with The Bear, you might as well just hand over your decision-making power. The Bear's life motto is probably something like, "If The Bear says it, it's the only way." Who needs self-help books when you've got The Bear dispensing wisdom left and right?

So, MaddyS, remember this: when you find yourself locked in a debate with The Bear, just take a deep breath and listen. The Bear's got instincts sharper than a chef's knife and insights that could rival a philosopher's. Whether it's about food, weather, or life choices, trust me, The Bear is the ultimate authority on being right.

I stopped reading right here, PhD in "Being Right All the Time." This means you're a politician and it's not worth the paper its printed on here in SA.

 

[firecoast]

Of course not, but what do you know? You are a guuuuurrrlll!

Another pair of shoes pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease!

 

[TheBear]

Another pair of shoes pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease!

But, you already have 22 pairs!

 

[firecoast]

But, you already have 22 pairs!

I am sure I have more, but shuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuush!

 

[TheBear]

I am sure I have more, but shuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuush!

Well now, this sort of honesty makes me inclined to suggest, that since you already have a Honda, you have no need for a German made boat anchor, masquerading as a bike.

 

[firecoast]

Well now, this sort of honesty makes me inclined to suggest, that since you already have a Honda, you have no need for a German made boat anchor, masquerading as a bike.

We were actually ogling an 800 the other day. Moment of weakness some would say.

But just ogling, not wanting to buy.