So I get a invite Thursday for a weekend ride,
head needs a reboot, so arrange work etc , get packed and Friday meet in paddock at 8 . Nice ride on dirt all the way to cedarville for a coke and crisp!!!! That’s the only fucken food we had for the whole godam day
At ongeluks turn I’m told let’s just go have a look.
Before the lazy warden could say anything or even lift her arse off the chair she was left in a dust cloud
She must have thought stupid mlungu will get us on the way back .
Get to border post and the gate is locked, been 3 yrs since anybody worked and can see by the washing people still living in the houses .
No problem, Rhino a 10 gold roof specialist just hits the bank and makes you follow, then around building and down a cliff face onto a overgrown, washed out, tree infested donga riddle mud sucking path
Don’t look back encase someone calls , but fuck, it’s like a volcano erupted and spewed rocks from its belly.
All the way up to the first pipe THEN my gees just upped and fucked off .Left me stranded! Jeeez how the hell do you expect this old body to get this lump of steel over that wall of concrete.
Eventually some balls grew bigger and it was a case of hit and hope, and it worked. T7 I love you .
But she also decided enough so lay down and put anchors out. Not a vok could I lift the bitch. But a true sportsman turns his tank around rides down all that shit to help, then rides up again like a dirt bike.
By now, arms legs fingers every bloody muscle has cramp ! Can’t stand sit or use the clutch . 33 degrees of burning sun . And giving up not a option, but gaviscon comes to the rescue.
Looking up I see 2-3 switch backs going up what used to be a cliff and try with all my mite to bull shit my brain it’s do able!
Beer time now
