Oh Dear :
I was scared those pics would end up in the public domain :
There is, of couse, a simple explanation, why I was on my back with Malibu sitting on me.
I was minding my own business, and a little scotch, when Malibu tripped in the darkness and landed on top of me.
Uncle, being the gentleman he is, came to her assistance.
So, what may seem like a randy romp, was in fact an innocent trip and gentlemanly assistance.
EDIT: All coordination at that stage was a little impaired.
But I thoroughly enjoyed it anyway, and Malibu, if you need to trip anywhere, anytime, I would be happy to provide another soft landing and protection from the dewy grass. ;D