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Garrick started keeping a journal on this brown piece of paper, it didn't travel with us for too long...

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Somewhere in the EC before the Lesotho border

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Day 26.
All of us woke up tired, but we were on the road at sunrise. This tar road riding - big distances - was killing me, and today would be no different. The landscape was no relief either, as pretty much the whole of mozam had been burnt and was eagerly awaiting rain. It was also pretty damn hot inland.
We continued North to Nampula eventually, and on to Nacala and Fernao Veloso, on the eastern side of a beautiful bay. We found a stunning camp site called Bay Diving Camp and Chalets, and had a beer at sunset, looking over the bay.

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Campsite at Nacala
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En Route to Nacala
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We decided to eat at the restaurant that night, so after setting up camp, we wandered over. Here we bumped into Kingsley Holgate and some of his mates. They were busy disassembling a dowh to send to SA. It was great, cause we sat at the same table, and chatted late into the night about routes north, and Africa in general. It was here that we learnt that the ferry to cross the border into Tanzania had sank just 2 weeks before, but Kingsley said we would be able to make a plan.
Funny enough, we also bumped into Garrick’s aunt there – again – small world! The food was really great, and that night we fell asleep to the sound of whales breaching in the bay just below us. It was a stunning place, and is definitely on the list of places to go back to. The food was superb too J.

Day 27
Our original plan was to head straight north along the coast, but Kingsley warned that the roads were flooded and pretty much non-existent, so we headed North-West on a great dirt track that wound through a never ending village,
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through Minguri, Cava and Mazua, eventually coming out at Alua Town, on the main road north. Here we were back onto the tar, and headed for Pemba. It was sad to see tonnes of Chinese trucks, carting off massive trees, and one can only imagine the deforestation happening there in Northern Mozam. They were all heading south to Beira I assume, to get shipped out.
We pitched up at Pemba, and then took the road running along the northern shore there and decided to camp at Russels place, which we had heard of via many travellers.

Russels Place
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At a garage in Pemba  :eek:
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It was a niceish campsite, but we just didn’t really feel at home there, as the vibe just felt wrong. We did however drink a fair number of lorentina pretas and chatted to some American volunteers. Otherwise though, we decided to leave early the next morning and rack up some more miles.
The showers deserved mentioning… they were bucket showers, with cold and  (very) hot buckets, with a fire underneath, and a cup thing to pour the water over yourself.
Actually, it was a really great shower.

Day 28
Destination – Mocimboa da Praia
We headed back on the tar road to Sunate and then tar road all the way north.
We pulled into Mocimboa da Praia at about 16h00. It was an absolute hole of a place, but as we were out of fuel, we needed to stay – especially since the fuel station was only getting fuel the next morning.
There was a camping place/resort on the GPS, and it was nice, but very expensive. We rode around town, looking here and there, and trying to get some fuel aswell. The bush fuel was double the normal price and probably watered down with paraffin and cooking oil, so we had to stay.
Claude got talking to some chap, who was in the know, and then went off for a long while to find the administrator of the town (eventually, he found him at a soccer game). After much talking, he refered Claude to the chief of police, who decided that we could stay in the Police town hall. It had no water or toilets, but was ok for us. We set up camp on the floor after bringing our bikes through the door, and had a quick supper with rolls and tomatoes we had bought at the market, while getting eaten alive by mozzies. Then, at about 21h00, the mayor’s body guard rocked up and started saying that we needed to pay for the place, and wanted more money than it would have been to stay at the resort up the road…We were adamant that we were told we could stay for free, and he said we would sort it out the next morning. It was a bit of a noisy, fitfull night, but we got some sleep.

Day 29
We got packed up quickly, and just as we were wheeling the bikes out, the mayor/chief arrived.

Our sleeping place
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Getting addresses from the Mayor (in Brown)
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But we had a plan… We were all smiles, and thanked him profusely. Then, Claude and myself took a whole bunch of photo’s with the bikes and the mayor and sidekick. After that we exchanged addresses etc. All this time, Garrick and Ryan were readying the bikes. After all was done, we thanked them again, jumped on our bikes and were gone. Photo’s go a long way in Africa – everyone wants to feel important and have a photo taken. So, although it was a shit night, we at least didn’t pay for it – high fives all round.
We had to wait a good while for the fuel, so we headed to a place where we could buy a cooldrink and work on Gazza’s bike in the shade. It had been giving trouble for the last 3 days, dying and hiccupping when the rev’s hit 4500 or so. It wasn’t a major problem on the tar, but sand was an issue, and overtaking too. I had pulled it apart 2 days earlier on the side of the road and not really found much, but after tapping the fuel filter and checking battery terminals etc, the bike seemed better for a short while. It was back to its antics now though. This time, I stripped it down more, and removed the injector. There was a fair bit of dirt there, and I cleaned and blew and so on.
I checked everything else once more, gave the filter/regulator a good few belts, and assembled it all again.
Viola, no more problems for the rest of the trip.  :biggrin:

Working on Gazza's bike
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We then returned to the fuel station and had to wait a fair time before the fuel, which was brought in drums on the back of a truck, came. We filled everything and were off.

The long wait for the fuel
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It was on the way back to the main north road that we had or only run in with the cops in Mozam. It was a 50km/h zone through a town, and I was in front. I had slowed right down (we never sped through villages) and was doing about 55km/h max. But the cop pulls me over. I think, no way I’ve been speeding, so I think he just wants to see my licence, so I hand it over. Turns out, his ancient speed gun says I was doing 100Km/h!-as were all the other vehicles that were crawling through the village – he pulled over a few while we were there. No amount of arguing or threats budged the asshole, and eventually, we had to pay the fine to get back my licence (the other option was to go 50km back to the nearest town and sort it out there). It was about R300, but I left fuming, and I hope those 2 cops die of camel gonorrhoea.

The road turned to gravel, but it was nice and wide and not very rough. We made good time to Posto Shire Town, near Palma. We had heard plenty of stories about man eating lions here…
We stopped at immigration, but after looking carefully through our passports, the chap behind the counter with no teeth declared that we clear customs at the border. What the hell he does, no one knows…

Immigration - that ISN'T immigration
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There are 2 roads that head north from here, but we took the eastern one, which we heard was better. It turned out to be a pretty bad sand track, and in the heat of midday, was a battle sometimes. Gazza had a fairly big off, but no injuries, and only lost another mirror.
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I was behind him, and was amazed at how he never gave up, even when it was inevitable that he would fall, he was still winding that throttle flat out, bouncing across the tracks and wheel-spinning! It was here that I realized that there was a misunderstanding in our advice to him at the beginning of the trip. We had said that when the road is bad (read sand etc) one should stand up, look far ahead and open up the throttle (meaning just keep the power on) He took it as OPEN the throttle, FLAT out. No one realised this was what he was doing until I saw him fall. When he hit sand he would open flat out, and keep it pinned there, then pick up speed at a terrible rate, then close throttle to slow down, and when the bike went out of control once more, open flat out again, so making the bike yo-yo, buck and weave. This was working ok through short sections, but try doing that for 30km of sand track! How the hell he fell so little was a miracle. It was a revelation, and the rest of the sand was much better for him.
Claude dropped his bike on a tricky sand corner – just slowly so no damage, but otherwise, all went well. We went through Quionga and hoped to stay at the Cashew Nut rest camp (indicated on the GPS) just short of the border. Unfortunately, it was non-existent, so we carried on and cleared customs etc at the small border-post just short of the Rovuma River.
There was a bit more sand, but the road from customs to the river was ok, and we did it quickly. Then, we pulled onto the bank of the massive Rovuma River, and prepared ourselves to haggle a price.

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On arrival, we found that there were 2 small boats moored on the bank, just 40m upstream from where you could see the top of the old ferry sticking out of the water. We discussed a price, and after bringing down there exorbitant price, ended up paying $300 American, 1300 Meticas, and 3 L of petrol to get the bikes across. The plan was for us to go in 2’s. Claude and I would go 1st.
We manhandled the bikes onto the boat with the help of a plank, and Claude’s and mine just fitted nose to nose the length of the boat. There was no deck, just the fibreglass hull which bent on any weight, and a 15 HP motor drove us….awesome.
Then, on top of the bikes weight, about 10 people tagged along, even after we had told them to kick some people off because we were worried about sinking. It was a very long 40min to cross the river, and we saw hippo’s and crocs. One of the locals told Ryan that every week someone was taken by a croc (he was quite jolly about the fact too….)

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Thats the sunken ferry in the background - sticking out the water  :eek:
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Off we go...
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On the other side, it was the reverse process, and then we needed to get the bikes up a steep sand bank, which we did with the aid of many pushing hands.

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Claude and I across, they turned around and went to fetch the other 2. When they arrived, you could hardly make them out amongst the hordes of people stacked onto the boat.

The long wait on the other side
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The captain stole my helmet for the ride over...  :p nice
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All of us across, we paid our money etc, and then had the typical African situation where the people who helped push now wanted pay as well. We refused, because we had already paid their friends, and they should get money from them. They had said nothing about needing pay to help push the bikes up the 5 m bank, and were just trying to rip us off – typical. Many of them probably got a free lift across the river too on our money. It was a pity, because it left me with a sour taste in my mouth after such an incredible experience. I hope that when they need help one day, the wheel turns.
We then rode a short distance on a gravel track to the customs and police. We were finally in Tanzania!!

We pulled in at border control, and handed over our passports and dollars for the visa’s etc. The guy behind the counter said that we should go to the police check and then return. Claude went over to the police too see what was needed. They were pretty unfriendly, and said that we basically had 2 options:
1: unpack all our stuff and cart it into their offices for ‘inspection’ – this would have taken ages, and it was roastingly hot. (They were not willing to do it outside while the panniers were still on the bikes)
2: Buy them cool drinks / give a bribe.
The question of how much a cooldrink costs was asked, and it came out to R150.  We     handed over the last of our Meticas which came down to about R40 which they were fairly satisfied with.
Lousy, corrupt cops – same goes about the camel gonorrhoea… Tanzania wasn’t impressing so far!
After that it was off to customs for the carnets to be filled in The 1st one took forever – the chap obviously didn’t really know what the story was, and had to read through it all thoroughly. The rest of ours went faster, but still pretty slowly. Finally, we had finished all the paperwork and could be on our way, probably 15min before dark.
We rode from the border to 10 degrees south just North of Mtwara in the dark on an absolutely terribly corrugated road, and hectic traffic in Mtwara, and were pretty buggered when we arrived. 10 Degrees South is a nice little lodge in Mikindani, with beds, mosquito nets, a courtyard for the bikes, and really good food.
It was only $20 per room (slept 2) per night, and they let us chain up the bikes in the restaurant.
We celebrated with some Killi’s and slept well

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Day 30
We decided to stay a day at 10 degrees South to recuperate a bit. The 2 days were spent swimming in the sea and trying to find some food. We also rode through to Mtwara to draw money and to take out 3rd part insurance on the bikes because the border was not busy enough to warrant an insurance company. A few of us also bought sim cards for our cell phones and washed some clothes.

View from the restauant
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View from the deck
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On the 1st full day there, we found a treasure. There was a guy selling the greatest samousas I’ve ever had, for the cheapest price as well – 40c for one! We pretty much cleaned him out, and ate our full. Some bike repairs and cleaning of filters took place, but mostly we lazed around and drank killi’s.

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One evening Gazza and Claude decided it was high time to pierce their eyebrows, so it was done with a suture needle. With no ring to put in, gazza ended up with a horrendously large key ring forced through, and Claude with some lumo-yellow fishing line – just so that we looked like ‘real’ bikers  :D

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Day 32
Destination: Tunduru
We headed up the coast for awhile, and then turned south west on a road that was marked as tar on the map…. Tar it was not, and it was one of the worst national dirt roads we travelled on. It had not been graded ever I think, and the trucks had created deep ruts and holes in the rainy season. Then, to make things interesting, a layer of fesh-fesh lay in top in many areas, hiding the road below and making it impossible to see what you were riding on. It was also scorchingly hot.
At one point, Ryan and Gazza went ahead and Claude and I waited awhile. We then had a good 10km of riding side by side on the road at some pace, which was great fun.

The roads in Southern Tanzania

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But then the day turned south. We came up on Ryan was pulled over, and on stopping, we saw that there was oil all over his bike. His rear shock reservoir had ruptured and shock oil was everywhere, basted with the talcum-powder-like fesh-fesh. Were now in the middle of nowhere, and still 100km from Tunduru, so we decided there was nothing to do but carry on.

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Ryan rode in front and went as fast as possible, but that was not all that fast because it was like he was on a pogo stick. It was actually quite funny to watch from behind. He would go over what looked like a MASSIVE hole in the road, and bounce all over. We would brace for it, but it would turn out to be just a small mole-hole J.
We stopped in a tiny village and bought some biscuit like things for a snack. But we only stopped to eat them later, and they turned out to be harder than pure titanium, and inedible. I thing the kid who sold them to us is still laughing.

Then, sweeping at the back, I came up on Claude pulled over. His bike was giving trouble, just dying when the revs went above 5000… just the thing for sand riding. It made his bike like a death trap in the sand. Each time you needed the power to get through some deep sand, it just died, which is just as good as grabbing a handful of front brakes – awesome.
Again, we’re still in the middle of nowhere, so after listening intently and trying to diagnose a problem, we decided to try to soldier on after allowing the bike to cool off, which seemed to help a bit.
Ryan was still ahead, Gazza second, Claude 3rd, and me last to ensure Claude was ok.

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About 30km from Tunduru, I came on a heart stopping sight. Garrick’s bike was lying, facing the wrong way, with him lying on his back on the bank on the side of the road, and Claude at his side. As I pulled in, I could at least see that he was ok, but in a fair bit of pain. He had lost control in the ruts and fesh-fesh at a fair speed, and had a really bad fall, sliding on the left side 1st, narrowly missing a stump on the side of the rode, and then flipping over the nose after catching a rut and landing on the right side, facing the wrong way. Unfortunately, Garrick’s foot had also caught when the bike flipped, and his ankle was hurt badly. He took off his boot, but we quickly realise that we better get in on quickly, cause the foot was swelling fast. I gave him some anti-inflammatory pills, and we sat there for a long time wondering what to do.

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The bike was ok, but had lost its last mirror and had a bit more superficial damage – very lucky. It was getting late now, and we still had almost 30km to go. After a good break, it was decided Ryan and myself would go ahead and try to find a place to stay and maybe some help. Garrick and Claude would then try to limp along. Claude’s bike was really struggling, and fate would have it that the worst of the road was yet to come, with deep sand and ruts. Garrick could take no weight on his left foot, and a few times he had to just fall with the bike if it went left, leaving Claude to help him lift the bike and get him going again.
In the mean time, Ryan and I got into Tunduru and found a catholic church, where the bishop and father (Martin) had agreed to help us out with a place to stay and then we headed off in their land-rover to find the others, but as we were leaving Tunduru, Garrick and Claude came into town in the dark. They had struggled along in 1st gear. It had taken them a hell of a long time, but they had made it on their own, with Gazza showing some real grit and determination, as well as some incredible riding skill at times. The Bishop there had kindly offered us a place to stay that would be pretty safe for both us and the bikes, and also showed us a good place to get some food. This was in the form of Camp David, a really great restaurant in Tunduru, where we ate and drank a good few times during our time there. Bruno was the owner, and he was a good man. He organised us ice from somewhere for the ankle, and offered to help in any way. We paid $21 for 4 full meals and  2 cold 500ml Killi each  ;D Good times.
Bruno at Camp David
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We bandaged Gazza’s ankle, gave him some serious pain-killers and went to sleep. Claude proceeded to fall right through his bed, and had to sleep on the floor after that.

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The place that we stayed at was pretty rudimentary, just some beds, mosquito nets, and some Muslim (is that politically correct???) type toilets, which gave Gazza some interesting times with his sore ankle, trying to balance on a chair etc.
We stayed for 2 full days there to try to get Gazza a bit better

The Bishop and Father Martin
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On Father Martin's bike (ATGATT?)
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Day 33.
Gazza was sore, and hobbling around pretty badly. We pulled Claude’s bike to pieces, air filter, fuel filter and pump (no mean feat on that 990), and looked at the electrics, cleaned the fuel pre-filter, and gave the bike a good going over. The fuel pre-filter was really dirty, so we thought this might have been the problem.
We then put the whole thing together, and found out that the bike would now not start at all….. great.
Fortunately, we realised that we had put the fuel filter/pump in wrongly, and that put tension on the fuel line, which pulled off, and stopped the fuel. Another mission to pull all apart and re-assemble the whole thing, and it seemed to be running sweetly.
We also had a long think about Ryan’s shock. We thought about bleeding in oil and clamping the pipe between the shock and the external reservoir, but didn’t know if that would work. So we decided that a good plan would be to head for Malawi – Kande beach. At least we knew that it was nice there, and we would be able to work on the bikes (Claude and I had been there already a few years before). The plan was to travel on as much tar as possible (for Gazza and Ryan), and then get a shock sent up.

Day 34.
Unfortunately for Gazza, the road from Tunduru to Songea was as far from tar as you get. It was just more of the same – which had taken us a whole day to do 200km between 10 degrees south and Tunduru. His ankle was still really sore, and that made him favour his Lt leg. This meant that his right leg took a beating in the sand. He had some small drops, and then really hurt his right groin when he thudded his boot into the sand to prevent a fall. It was really demoralising for him. We were now in the Niassa-Selous game corridor, and the big five were there – no place to willy-wally around.

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Ryan helping gazza get going
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We needed to push on. This meant 2 of us holding the bike over and helping Gazza on, and when we wanted to stop, someone went ahead, parked his bike, and caught Gazza’s bike when he stopped, cause he just was not able to hold his bike up, even on a straight piece of ground. I remember stopping after some particularly bad fesh-fesh, and gazza was the moer in. “ Why the hell does some doos decide to put this fesh-fesh on all the corners????” I tried to explain that it was just the type of soil and vehicles churning it up on the corners, but I think he needed to blame someone and he was a man on the edge!

When we finally reached the tar. I’m sure he’s ashamed to admit it, but Garrick actually got down on his knees and kissed it J. 20 km later, we were in the really busy town of Songea. We called our contact, that had been arranged by our catholic father friend in Tunduru, and were soon in a nice cozy catholic nun type place, with showers (sometimes warm) and a safe place for the bikes.

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I think both Ryan and Gazza were very relieved that it was now tar all the way to Malawi (we changed our original plan to skirt the northern part of the lake on dirt roads).
We had a nice dinner at a hotel, a crazy ride in a taxi, and a good nights sleep.

Dinner with our contact
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Day 35
Today was going to be a long day’s ride, and tar, our worst enemy from earlier, was now a happy thought for Gazza (with his ankle) and Ryan (with his shock).
We headed up a beautiful road that skirted through some tea plantations and then up the escarpment to the main road running from Tunduma to Dar es Salaam, with we hit at Makambako.

Ryan helping Gazz onto his bike
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Then we turned East towards Mbeya, and just before getting there, South towards Malawi. It was here that Ryan got a puncture, which we fixed on the side of the road before hurrying on to the border.
We did the necessaries, fought a bit with the 3rd party insurance sharks, came to an agreement, and were on our way again, dodging cattle, pigs and bicycles in Malawi. Our 1st sight of the lake saw us all punching the air and shouting into our helmets. We were riding till just after sunset, when we arrived at a place Claude and myself had stayed at before – Ngara camp / lodge.

Sunset on the road - Just before Ngara Camp
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Ngara
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It was not looking like before, with building going on, and no fellow campers at all, but the beers were cold, and the food was excellent. We had our 1st Kuche Kuche’s, and watched the children fishing on the shore. Lake Malawi is just stunning. Go there…do it.
I distinctly remember mentioning to Gazza that I could smell a shit-load of petrol when riding behind him, just before we got to camp, and that he should investigate…. But the Kuche’s made all so unimportant.

I managed to drop my bike over while parking next to the tents (after many said Kuche’s) and this was never forgotten, as it was my 1st “fall” on my new bike. The story obviously was told with more and more zest to anyone who would listen  ;D
 
Day 36
As it so happened, today was a public holiday, which we didn’t know.
We were not up particularly early, and had a nice egg breakfast that the cook conjured up from somewhere. We packed our bikes and headed south again.
Destination – Kande Beach via Mzuzu to pick up our spare tyres.
The riding was not super fast, as there was a lot of stock and people on the road, and Ryan had a close encounter with a cow and Claude with a pig, so we took it easy. Riding behind Gazza was like sniffing petrol out a tanker, and I was worried now…

Pretty soon, his petrol light came on and we realized we were in trouble. He must have lost 5 litres of fuel. We pulled over in the most uninhabited, shady place we could find to investigate. It was futile through, as pretty soon, about 50 children and others had gathered to watch…Malawi is pretty densely populated… but they were no trouble, we just had to keep our eyes on the bits and pieces strewn about.

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We took gazza’s bike to pieces (I was getting pretty good at this by now), and found that the fuel was leaking out of the injector (and pouring down, straight onto the exhaust under the engine…). After taking the injector out, I saw that the seal had just slipped skew, and reinstalled it correctly, put all the stuff back together and, high fives all round, we were on our merry way.

The Road that runs along the lake is just awesome. We had wanted to go on dirt past Livingstone’s mission, but had to stick to tar, what with the shock and ankle, so we went up the stunning tar pass at Chiweta, which allowed for some serious cornering and truck dodging before getting over the lip of the rift valley. We then beared away from the lake and South to Mzuzu, where we pulled in at Kwikfit.

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It was closed, being a public holiday, but fortunately, some chap opened up for us, and after some phone calls to the owner and our contact, and a small payment, we had our tyres. Problem was…. We had 2 extra tyres. Koos’s, and mine (which didn’t fit my new bike). So we had to load up pretty heavy and high on the bikes for the moment.
We drew some cash and continued on, faster and faster with the end in sight now.

Waiting for the teller machine to start working again
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Snacks on the road
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We passed some over-lander trucks on the road, and were pretty excited to meet some travellers to chat to. The road from Mzuzu till the turn off to Nkhata bay was pretty bad, but after that there is a really stunning road which winds through rubber tree plantations and calls for wide open throttle settings – very cool.
We turned off the main road at a small village after Chinteche, and then, loaded up heavily, had to contend with the last obstacle before paradise and rest (and beers) – the sand monster’s little cousin. Gazza had an interesting time and had an off or two. He was helped by some friendly locals, one of which decided to wear his helmet while watching the others push and pull the bike off a sandy bank. I was super chuffed about that after the rovuma river incident, where Ryan and Gazza had let some dude wear my helmet all the way across the river cause I left it behind  :biggrin:

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We all struggled actually, I think it was a mind set thing, cause we had stopped concentrating. The sand was actually pretty mild.
Finally, we pulled in to the camp, met at the gate by our old friends Mel Gibson and Mr Lover Man (who we remembered from the last time here) They assured us that they were the men to get us anything…

Gazza and Claude had vowed to swim in the lake with all there kit on when we arrived… After a warning from Ryan, asking if everything was out of his jacket, they dived in, boots and all, to the amusement of the tourists there.
Unfortunately, Gazza took his phone and wallet out, but left his passport, ID, and ALL his paperwork (insurance, bike papers, 3rd party etc etc.) in the rear pocket – good job. They were all soaked.

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Nothing could get us down though, and we hit the bar hard after setting up a bit of a camp. It was a celebratory night, and it went on long into the morning.
Little did we know then, but this party would continue for no less than 23 days of relaxation, drinking, eating and talking a lot of shit.

Day 37-56 J
KANDE BEACH. Go there, DO IT.
This place is just great. It’s got stunning views and lots of interesting and friendly people and travellers. The camping is really nice, under a reed roof, on sand, and there are also chalets etc. The Bar is awesome and open till really late – by the end, we knew everyone so well, and were mates with them all, so they pretty much closed when we were ready – awesome (John at the bar, he was a friend of ours).
The beach is really stunning, and there is an island that you can swim? (– 800m) or canoe out to.
You can go horse riding if you into that and it’s really nice I hear.
It’s cheap.
We drank the bar empty many a night and saw the sun up more than a few times.
We partied with the over-lander truck tourists which was always fun.
We bumped into a couple from Brazil travelling the world in there landy. They had saved Ryan when he drowned his 1200 GS in northern Australia more than a year before, taking him many Km to civilization so that he could sort out his stuffed bike.
What a small world-once again.
We bumped into crazy Irish biker Mike again (he heard we were at Kande from some tourists up North, turned around and came to stay a few days to say hi again – what a legend)
Mike in the middle
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Roy and Michelle - the Brazillian Couple
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On the Island
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Doing what we did best
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View from the bar
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Ryan and his Shock
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John at the Bar
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Sunset at Kande
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Swimming the horses
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Spit roasting the pig (one of)
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Mike's campsite
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Our Campsite
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Claude got his bike painted
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Off to the village for supplies
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Hanging?
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Sunrise on the lake
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We organised an air filter for Claude’s bike and a replacement shock for Ryan’s Dakar, got it and put it in.
We serviced my x-challenge and Gazza’s Dakar (just oil change) with the use of a nice little workshop from the guy who owns the restaurant at Kande (I forget his name)
We swam/canoed out to the Island and spent the day there.
We saw a lot of lake flies, which was pretty amazing – like smoke on the lake they are so thick/many.
We had many a spit pig with our mates from Brazil, castrated some cats, fixed some horses, and drank.
We got sick of eating tomato and onion sandwiches.
Eventually, only Ryan and I could stomach a Kuche Kuche any more, and the other two had to move onto some other drink that was more girly for their poor stomachs J

The Brazillian couple offered to take our extra tyres down to SA for us on the roof of their landy, so that was great, allowing us to travel lighter again. (even after advertising them on the wild dog forum, there were no takers for tyres in Malawi L - what’s happening dudes??)

Eventually though, we had to tear ourselves away, put our kit back on and ride again. I must say that all of us were really itching to get on the bikes again, because apart from a short ride here and there to a market to get food, we didn’t ride much, and we all know how one gets when we don’t ride enough!
 
Day 57.
We decided to make it a shortish ride today, and headed south to just past Nkothakota town (where, by the way, there is no camping whatsoever) to Sani beach Lodge on the lake, where we camped for the night pretty uneventfully.

On the road again
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Day 58
Our plan was to go through the Nkhotokota national park, but when we got to the boom gate, they would not allow us through (lions, elephant etc etc – could they not see that we were not afraid???), so we had to go back to the wildlife office in Nkothakota town, and get permission. Actually, it was really easy, and we also bought some great honey there….
We headed back the 15km and were let in no problem (after all, we had our paper permission slip to protect us from the lions  ;D ).

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The park was uneventful, and even though we strained our eyes, nothing but a baboon and some kind of otter thing were seen.
We soldiered on to Kasungu, were we put in fuel (everything full-full as Zambia’s fuel is expensive) and had lunch, cause it was just too hot to go on. We also bought some more mirrors for Gazza, and steel-welded one in (the threads were finished by now…)

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After lunch, we headed south and then south west on some back roads that took us to the border into Zambia, were we arrived mid afternoon.
It was on this road that Gazza pulled over, worried about a wobble in his bike. I took it for a spin – no wobble (I think it was the wind), but realised that there was just no power. I asked him if this was normal, but he had complained awhile back about power loss, but now was used to it. The bike was running 100%, it just felt like the throttle wasn’t opening all the way.
We left it for the moment. And decided to look into it in Lusaka
The border crossing was hot and expensive for Ryan (with his Dutch passport) but otherwise easy. The 3rd party insurance proved more difficult, but we managed to get all the paperwork done after some demanding by me.
We were in Zambia!
Actually, we’d mostly heard that it was just really expensive here, and the distance we needed to cover was a lot and all tar, so no one was super excited.
The trip from the border to Chipata was quick and easy, and we stopped at a market, got some food and headed to a campsite on the road that heads North out of the western side of Chipata. It was a nice campsite (I forget the name…), but the beer was expensive (we found out that was the case for the whole country…-pooh)

Camping - 1st night in Zambia
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Howick to Bamboozi(Tofo)

Nisela Swaziland

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Praia do Xai-Xai - Pirates campsite

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On our way to the Limpopo mouth

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Tired,dehydrated and extremely fed-up

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The owner of the piece of land ordered someone to look after the bike.  He made a shelter for the bike against the scorching sun

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Cellphone reception

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On our way out with some help from Carl and Louise

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Chicken and Pap R20 in Xai-Xai.....

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.....and proof that it was fresh

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Celebrations with some tunes from our super tough Ipod and speaker(That Ipod was stolen later in Malawi)

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A nice couple from Stellenbosch felt very sorry for us when they heard what we were having for supper and they gave us the rest of their Venison potjie

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This is the stuff legends are made off!!!!

RESPECT x 1000 :thumleft:
 
Day 59.

How to avoid monkey-butt on my bike
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Up early and a hell long way to Lusaka. It was very hot, and after the Luangwa river, were we stopped for a coke, Claude’s bike started it’s trouble again – with zero power, and struggling up the hills at like 40kmph.

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There was nothing to do but limp along. Stopping was out of the question – it was hot enough to bake your balls, and the mopani flies prevented you even opening your visor…
The bike seemed to go fine for 200km, then bugger around for 100 or so, and so it carried on.
Fuel was a bit of a problem, and Gazza ran out 5 km short of the 1st Lusaka petrol station. (his one spare jerry can had leaked through a small hole from one of his falls -the hole was ½ way up, so 3 L leaked out) Fortunately, Ryan had a spare litre, and that got us there.

Fuel stop
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We then met a driver who showed us the way to a good family friend of Ryan’s house. Rob was of Zim origin, now working in building in Lusaka, and he made our stay on Lusaka thoroughly enjoyable and a lot cheaper than it would have been. We ate super well, and were well taken care of.

Rob's place
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Day 61
We managed to find a KTM dealer in Lusaka! – again good work from Rob -  and phoned him up and got Claudes bike round there for a going over.
Really nice chap – helped Claude strip and clean the fuel filter, which was really dirty, and generally went through the whole bike. Unfortunately though, he didn’t have the computer thingy to check everything  :(
He didn’t even ask for more than a few cigarettes – I’ve got the GPS co-ordinates of the place, and the guys name was Ray Wilson (ph: +260211214088) – legend. He also said that there is a thriving offroad community in Zambia, with tonnes of trails. I’d like to go back and ride those, cause I know we didn’t do Zambia justice.

Ray and Claude
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Claude also replaced his rear TKC there, as the canvass was showing through… this was like 300 km still till Lusaka!
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We also tried to find me a replacement rear sprocket, cause mine was looking like a razor by now (shit alloy sprocket) – no such luck though, but there is a BMW car dealer in Lusaka that can order parts in (it would take 6 days though to get it up cause it was a public holiday week-end, and we didn’t have that).

While we were going over the bikes, I looked into Gazza’s power loss in his Dakar. I took the airbox off and noticed that full throttle was not opening the butterfly valve at the injector fully. So, I took the throttle apart, and realised that when I had cleaned the sand out of it in Tanzania after Gazza’s big fall (it was jamming open), I had actually put it together one tooth too far on the ratchet, which did not then allow the throttle to open fully. Idiot. This explained Garrick’s good fuel consumption though!
After correcting it, the bike had all it’s power back and Garrick was super chuffed
Anyway, after 3 days in Lusaka, we decided that we needed to get a move on, because time was running out.


Day 63
We made tracks for Livingstone.
The road was really good until the last 100km, where it became better to ride on the dirt on the side of the road than on it, because the potholes were big enough to swallow your bike (almost). There was also a lot of traffic, but fuel was easy, and we made good time actually, to arrive at Vic Falls in the early afternoon.

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We set up camp, and headed for the Bar and some Moshe’s beer on the Zambezi.
Interestingly enough, the tourists here were not friendly at all, clique and stuck up. I guess it takes them some time to loosen up, cause most of the tours start at Vic Falls.
Anyway, we spent 2 full days here, and Gazza Bungee jumped, I lost my cell phone, and we were disappointed in the falls cause it was super dry and even the devils armchair was dried out.

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Sunset on the Zambezi
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The Bamboozi Chapter

The day Pete arrived we left for Flamingo Bay with Carl and Louise for a Prawn braai.  There we met John, a local who can't speak a word of english.  He lost the use of both his legs after being ran over by tourists.  With some broken sign language who asked permission to braai next to his little shack for some protection against the wind.  He agreed without objection and immediately started building a wind shield with palm leafs.  We had some prawns and local wine and John enjoyed himself as much as we did.  Good people!!

John showing us his shell collection

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Putting up a wind shelter

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One day Koos and I walked in the market and we met Veronica, a black lady who sells vegetables and fruit at the market.  We asked her if she can make us a sandwich with some stuff on, what a winner!!  It turned out to be a sub filled with - onions, tomatoes, chillies, cucumber, oil, chicken stock and a touch of love.  She was absolutely crazy about Koos.  We had this most of the days for lunch.  The price varied - most expensive on R7.50

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Veronica

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Inhambane is known as the Malaria capital.  Garrick went there a year before and ended up lying in a hospital in Maputo for 5 days.

Mosquito breeding grounds

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Local kids making bracelets, one end tied to the toe, other end, unknown!!

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Crazy Korean girl - Sue
Sue has been traveling on her own for a year and a half and started in Ethiopia.  She had malaria 4 times of which one was cerebral and she spent a month in an African hospital somewhere.  She was also mugged 3 times and most of her stuff stolen.  She has no transport and travel in which ever way she can.  Last we heard she had to go for an 'operation' to remove some worms out of her feet, they couldn't remove everything so she had to get rid of the rest.  Then she was bitten by a rabid dog, which she thought was just playing a bit rough, and she had to go for a series of Rabies injections.  As far as I know she is still alive and somewhere in Africa.

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Great report guys! I had a good few chuckles whilst reading. Pics are amazing and it looks like a helluva lot of fun. Something everybody dreams of doing......
 
Wow, respect !  :eek: :eek: :eek: Great Adventure. Thanks for sharing.
 
You guys have got my respect, :thumleft: what a great adventure and RR, wish I could find the time to do something like this. Thanks great story :happy1:
 
Really great RR, gets one inspired to start the planning for a trip like this :thumleft:
 
Bamboozi to Tanzania

Listening to some of Mike's stories in Vilunculos

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Dixon our Zim chef in Inhassoro

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Camping out St Christophario Mocuba

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Mocuba

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Granite 'koppies' Nampula

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Pemba

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Showers at Russel's Place

One bowl with coals underneath it, one with cold water and a cup.  Best shower...

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Sleeping in the police hall in Mocimboa da Praia

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Toilet, after you are finished, flush down with a cup of water

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At last, fuel arrived in Mocimboa da Praia

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Bargaining at the Rovuma to get us over

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What ever happens, do not fall in the water

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Spot the whiteys and there two bikes

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In southern Tanzania, bikes chained in the restaurant at Ten Degrees South

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Day 66
Up early this morning, destination – NAMIBIA.
We took the tar road that crosses the border into the Caprivi at Katima Mulilo, crossed the border with ease and filled up with nice cheap fuel in the town. (they trap in that town by the way…)
We then took the dreaded tar road west, that continues into the heat wave for what seems like forever. Eventually, not even the elephant warning signs could keep us awake, and we stopped and snoozed on the ground for awhile. Gazza’s Temperature warning light came on, with the fan running while riding at 130 kph. – It was hot.

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At one point, Claude and I were out in front, when we realised the others were not coming. We waited a short time and they pulled up.
Turns out Gazza had klapped a small goat head on (is he just the luckiest guy on the trip or what?). There was a lot of livestock on the road, most of it keeping out of our way, but this little dude decided at the last second to run across and it had no chance. Fortunately, Gazza braked enough, his ABS kicking in, and hit it dead straight, so, luckily he didn’t come off. He was a bit shaken though, and the goat was very much dead.

Eventually, we pulled in at Popa falls. It’s a really nice campsite, and the rapids (really, they are not falls at all) are pretty, if not awesome at all.

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Day 67
Now our original plan was to head straight west to Epupa falls and then Koakoveld etc, but disappointedly, my sprocket would not take that, and Claudes bike was still giving hassles every now and again, even after Mikes work, so sand was out for him.
Gazza’s ankle was still not close to 100% either, so I guess it was best.
Sadly, we accepted the fact that we’d just have to come back another time.
We continued West, hugging the Kavango River till Rundu, and then turned south west towards Grootfontein. That Caprivi area was one of the downs of the trip. It was just dead straight tar. Mindblowingly boring.
Ryan also got a puncture in his rear tyre, which we fixed on the road.

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However, short of Grootfontein, we turned west on the D3016 and went to the Big Baobab, which was pretty interesting.

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From the turn off, it was lovely gravel again, which was much better, and we arrived in Grootfontein mid afternoon, where we bought some vodka, coke and some food (in that order), and then headed out of town to find a campsite.
The 1st one we came across was Lala Pantzi, which was just off the main road.

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After checking with the owners, we set up camp in their neat little camping area, and pored ourselves a coke and vodka  ;D
Ryan then proceeded to fix his second puncture of the day, and get stung by some wasps – good times.
Claude went off to ask if we could buy some meat from the kitchen, and came back all smiles.
Turns out, the people who own/run the place were German, and really cool. They evidently get the local bikers coming around really often, and on hearing about our trip, told us not to worry, they would give us some meat to braai. Later they sent a waiter with the food, and the ‘some meat’ turned out to be A LOT of meat (pork chops, rump steak and wors), potato salad, and wood to make the braai. Awesome!

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By now we’d run out of booze, so off Claude went to get some from the bar. He chatted to the very friendly owner, and returned with brandy and cokes. This went on for 4 rounds, each time adding the amount to our tab. Later, just as we were finishing our drinks though, the waiter arrived with more…. And this happened at least twice. We really had a great meal and kuir around the fire (more wood was brought) and slept well.

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The dude who brought the drinks
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Day 68
Next morning, we went to settle our bill (drinks accommodation etc), but they would have none of it. They didn’t let us pay a cent even after us being adamant we needed to.
We’re still wondering what Claude said / did in that 1st meeting  :D

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So, we took addresses (so we could send them something to thank them) and some photo’s with them and headed out.
Our 1st stop was the Hoba crater, which was just off the beaten track.

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We then we continued south on the D2512 which is gravel, past the Waterberg reserve and mountains. That was a really nice little dirt road.
We joined the B1 just south of Otjiworango, and then blasted through to Windhoek on the B1, hitting a bit of a rain storm as we got there.

Our plan was to spend a few days there, getting Claude’s bike sorted and mine serviced and a new sprocket put on. We stayed at a good mates parents house.
Claude’s bike stayed a few days at KTM, having a service and lots of tests etc. No fault could be found though, and the computers all said that everything was running 100%. My X-challenge was serviced, and I was happy with the work there in Windhoek.
While waiting for the KTM, we changed rear tyres on Ryan and my bikes, went to Joe’s Beer house, generally kept ourselves busy, and ate very well. We also poured over some great maps, all very excited about Namibia

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