I went to Eswatini with a Sadist

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We start making our way to Simunye

 

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A quick refreshment

 

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Hulle het seker gou Amarok gaan soek om daai Hilux te kom help....

 

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We eventually arrive at the beautiful Simunye Country Club where we enjoy a night of good food company and laughter.

Eugene tackling his TripSwitch burger

 

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[ClimbingTurtle]

We eventually arrive at the beautiful Simunye Country Club where we enjoy a night of good food company and laughter.

Eugene tackling his TripSwitch burger

Now this looks like an Epic Burger, to match the Epic Trip....!!

But - whats in the Burger?
I need one!!

 

[Chrisl]

…..and then a rookie mistake and bike goes for a nap…..

And he just looks on with nary of an emotion or sweat on his face!!!

Wonder if someone with a Slim Watch have checked how much walking have you done while "riding"?

 

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…..and then a rookie mistake and bike goes for a nap…..

And he just looks on with nary of an emotion or sweat on his face!!!

Wonder if someone with a Slim Watch have checked how much walking have you done while "riding"?

This shows my Garmin Fenix’s record of my steps on the 3 days of this trip. More than I expected. One tends to think you’re walking very little

My guess is that most of these steps were on didsicult terrain where you walk up and down a climb to assist riding buddies

 

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Now this looks like an Epic Burger, to match the Epic Trip....!!

But - whats in the Burger?
I need one!!

Chicken, baco and cheese if I recall…

 

[Chrisl]

Chicken, baco and cheese if I recall…

Looks like two half chickens stacked on top of each other!!

 

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Looks like two half chickens stacked on top of each other!!

They serve an even bigger one.

 

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Monday morning it was time to head home.
I was certain that Mark's route would have a sting in the tail.....

 

[LouisXander]

Now we wait for the sting....

 

[Dikvel]

Awesome ride report, thanks for putiing it together for our enjoyment as well!

 

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The morning starts out with a refuel

 

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Easy ride along the canal before we stop for toilet break next to Mnjoli dam

 

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First challenge comes in the form of a very tricky riverbed

 

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I give Mark a bit of space to clear the step-up, but Riaan comes flying past and has a oopsie on the step-up