Maddy & the Little Tart's SYMplistic rides & general banter

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Today's RR...or NOT!

Picture this. Im super excited, dressed and almost ready to go. All that's missing is putting my jacket, gloves and helmet on. Bike is idling. And then my worst nightmare happens 😟 a spider 😢. I won't dare put my jacket on today, no way, aikona, not going to happen. Tomorrow I will shake the cr@p out my jacket before I even think of riding.

I hate spiders, I really, really do. I hate them so much the only way I can kill one is with a full can of Doom from minimum 2 meters away.

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THROTTLE had that happen. Was riding down the road, just left home. Saw a 'stick' out of the corner of his eye. The 'stick' proceeded to climb out of the helmet further. He is KAK scared of them (I normally have to sort them out), so how he didn't drop the bike I do not know.

I honestly would leave kit and bike and probably the rest of my clothes right there and get new ones. HAHAHAHA
 
THROTTLE had that happen. Was riding down the road, just left home. Saw a 'stick' out of the corner of his eye. The 'stick' proceeded to climb out of the helmet further. He is KAK scared of them (I normally have to sort them out), so how he didn't drop the bike I do not know.

I honestly would leave kit and bike and probably the rest of my clothes right there and get new ones. HAHAHAHA
I got my 70 year old mother to kill it 🤣🤣🤣. I was worried the Doom would damage my jacket 🫢
 
I am hijacking your thread AGAIN! So sorry, but I have the same problem with those rain spiders. I have made peace with flatties and the like, but sheesh, the rain spiders are too big.

Sunday I was taking out the rubbish and as I put the bag in the bin, I looked up and all I could do was go cold and shout JEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSUS! (Sorry). I ran past it (cos of course it will chase me in my mind) and got the Doom. Sprayed the living daylights out of it, only to realise it wasn't dying. I had the Mosquito room spray in my hand. Eish.

Then went to the bedroom and closed the curtain and lo and behold, another, bigger one. Got the proper Mortein, but they are quite resilient. I can't get within 2 metres of them either, so sat there, asphyxiating us and the animals in the room, throwing my plakkie at it for a good ten minutes. I must say my aim is superb, but it didn't budge. MrKakScaredOfThem lay laughing at me and every time I moved to pick up the plakkie he kept shouting 'IT'S DROPPING!IT'S DROPPING', scaring the living daylights out of me. *rolls eyes*

Anyway, it finally dropped and I went to fetch my spider stick to pick it up and dispose of it, obviously not before walking the stick past the bed and over MrKakScaredOfThem, with the spider nicely dangling close to his face.
 
I am hijacking your thread AGAIN! So sorry, but I have the same problem with those rain spiders. I have made peace with flatties and the like, but sheesh, the rain spiders are too big.

Sunday I was taking out the rubbish and as I put the bag in the bin, I looked up and all I could do was go cold and shout JEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSUS! (Sorry). I ran past it (cos of course it will chase me in my mind) and got the Doom. Sprayed the living daylights out of it, only to realise it wasn't dying. I had the Mosquito room spray in my hand. Eish.

Then went to the bedroom and closed the curtain and lo and behold, another, bigger one. Got the proper Mortein, but they are quite resilient. I can't get within 2 metres of them either, so sat there, asphyxiating us and the animals in the room, throwing my plakkie at it for a good ten minutes. I must say my aim is superb, but it didn't budge. MrKakScaredOfThem lay laughing at me and every time I moved to pick up the plakkie he kept shouting 'IT'S DROPPING!IT'S DROPPING', scaring the living daylights out of me. *rolls eyes*

Anyway, it finally dropped and I went to fetch my spider stick to pick it up and dispose of it, obviously not before walking the stick past the bed and over MrKakScaredOfThem, with the spider nicely dangling close to his face.
🤣🤣🤣 I can totally relate to this.

And, no you're not hijacking, you're adding 😉
 
Spider scare consolation prize 😁

 
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