Maddy & the Little Tart's SYMplistic rides & general banter

[MaddyS]

My bike isn't there since there is no tar.

The tar is behind the camera. They had to make it look realistic, except forgot to put mud on the tyres

 

[TheBear]

Yes exactly! The boys went out riding without me. I had to help with stupid work stuff. mind you, they probably got to wherever they were going faster without me.

They went galavanting and left you to work!?

True gentlemen, they are.

 

[TheBear]

The tar is behind the camera. They had to make it look realistic, except forgot to put mud on the tyres

So, you understand it was faked. Well done.

 

[firecoast]

Already explained. Focus aunties!

OK wait... we had several oh-look-a-squirrel moments. There was (that I can remember):

Bike cleaning
the usual ktm vs bmw
@TheBear's coming out of the kinky closet
tar riding
inseam measurements
@ROAD HOG was coming to visit @MaddyS


and oh, the actual ride report

 

[MaddyS]

Speaking of work, sadly I have to get back to work. Lawyers want perfection in their ****** speeches

 

[TheBear]

OK wait... we had several oh-look-a-squirrel moments. There was:

Bike cleaning
the usual ktm vs bmw
@TheBear's coming out of the kinky closet
tar riding
inseam measurements


and oh, the actual ride report

Excellent ride report thread. Included all important issues.

 

[MaddyS]

So, you understand it was faked. Well done.

I understand your bike is there, laying on spectacularly clean grass

 

[firecoast]

They went galavanting and left you to work!?

True gentlemen, they are.

Can't really blame them. The house is super quiet without me, so they took the SE out for a spin to the coast.

 

[TheBear]

I understand your bike is there, laying on spectacularly clean grass

My bike never goes near grass! Sies man!

 

[firecoast]

Speaking of work, sadly I have to get back to work. Lawyers want perfection in their ****** speeches

Oh gawd, the good old days when I had to listen to their drivel too.

 

[Grunder]

I swear @TheBear sits in front of a bike simulator just pretending to be a rider. He's too lazy to even "wash" his own bike. Show me an adv rider who doesn't wash his bike

I wash my bike.... when I want to sell it

 

[MaddyS]

I wash my bike.... when I want to sell it

I've seen your RRs, you wash your bike

 

[Grunder]

I wash my bike.... when I want to sell it

And even when I do sell it I wash it half-assed it seems...

https://wilddog.net.za/threads/honda-xr250-tornado-price-dropped.273427/post-4946309

 

[TheBear]

What is this bike washing balderdash?

 

[Noneking]

Which page do I skip to to read the ride report?

 

[TheBear]

Which page do I skip to to read the ride report?

The very first one. Enjoy.

 

[MaddyS]

Which page do I skip to to read the ride report?

Just go to page 1. These fools have taken over the report

 

[MaddyS]

What is this bike washing balderdash?

I've been looking and looking. When was the last time you actually had a photo taken with your bike

 

[TheBear]

I've been looking and looking. When was the last time you actually had a photo taken with your bike

Its been awhile. I am very shy.

 

[stcomza]

@MaddyS thank your sharing the bit we actually came here to view...