Maddy & the Little Tart's SYMplistic rides & general banter

[MaddyS]

Its been awhile. I am very shy.

This from SirKinkALot

 

[TheBear]

This from SirKinkALot

Perhaps it is actually SirSlinkALot?

 

[punisher]

Maybe a wrinkled old BMW rider dude now stuck on a 125

Oi ......................................... i havent got a 125

 

[MaddyS]

Oi ......................................... i havent got a 125

a 50 maybe?

 

[firecoast]

@MaddyS thank your sharing the bit we actually came here to view...

It's only the first few pages that count. Anything after that is fair game.

 

[MaddyS]

It's only the first few pages that count. Anything after that is fair game.

True, I do not think I have seen one "pure" ride report

 

[firecoast]

True, I do not think I have seen one "pure" ride report

Exactly, and what fun would the forum be with no banter.

 

[MaddyS]

Exactly, and what fun would the forum be with no banter.

Well, if you take @TheBear, @ROAD HOG and yourself out of the equation on this report, it would be pretty darn boring with comments like "thanks for the report" or "well done".

I'm free, I'm happy and I'm alive...ALL banter is welcome in this report

 

[punisher]

a 50 maybe?

a fifty wont pull away with my mass of unique physique sitting on it

 

[MaddyS]

a fifty wont pull away with my mass of unique physique sitting on it

nobody mentioned you actually starting and riding it. I'm thinking a long a$$ tow rope, a 50, you on the 50 and a nice 4x4. That should get you going quickly...wrinkles, unique physique and all

 

[punisher]

nobody mentioned you actually starting and riding it. I'm thinking a long a$$ tow rope, a 50, you on the 50 and a nice 4x4. That should get you going quickly...wrinkles, unique physique and all

hmmmmmmmm ................ now you have me thinking

 

[TheBear]

a fifty wont pull away with my mass of unique physique sitting on it

Apart from that little conundrum, how will we start it with no happy-button?

 

[MaddyS]

Apart from that little conundrum, how will we start it with no happy-button?

You wont need a happy button. The 4x4 driver, aka myself, will have the happy button and have full control over your 50 adventure

 

[TheBear]

You wont need a happy button. The 4x4 driver, aka myself, will have the happy button and have full control over your 50 adventure

As long as you sit on a pillow to see over the dashboard, it is all good.

 

[MaddyS]

As long as you sit on a pillow to see over the dashboard, it is all good.

You mean you do not know about height adjustable seats? OMW your knowledge is severely lacking. You need help

 

[TheBear]

You mean you do not know about height adjustable seats? OMW your knowledge is severely lacking. You need help

Oh? I thought you said 4x4 and I thought that to mean a proper one.

 

[Noneking]

Just go to page 1. These fools have taken over the report

Looking forward to your ride posts.

 

[MaddyS]

Oh? I thought you said 4x4 and I thought that to mean a proper one.

Well considering my version of a 4x4 is a 1991 Toyota Hilux and not these pansy a$$ electronic things, then maybe you are right

But there again, a 1976 Landy was always my favourite

 

[TheBear]

Well considering my version of a 4x4 is a 1991 Toyota Hilux and not these pansy a$$ electronic things, then maybe you are right

But there again, a 1976 Landy was always my favourite

Hmmmm. Your taste in 4x4s ain't too bad.

 

[MaddyS]

Hmmmm. Your taste in 4x4s ain't too bad.

I do have good taste, I know and that is why I do not ride an appliance