Mark Hardy's Pre Noob Ride Report, Report (photo's added

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Ok, this is half a ride report because I only had my phone camera with me. My wife had some business stuff that she had to do with mine and so I was stuck with the phone. So its mostly words and very few photo's, then I recon Mark will put his story and ton of photo?s that he took.

As it was so wet I only pulled the phone out in the dry spots, of which as you can see there were relatively few. Lastly as Mark takes really good pics I stopped bothering to take. These are my excuses and I am sticking to them.

I had a fairly late night but for some reason I was up at 4am, checking out the insomnia forum and generally surfing without intent. Finally it was time to suit up. I considered pulling on my drysuit that I use for white water paddling, but chose to wear my Musta sailing dungarees with Lookwell jacket with the rain insert and a few Heli Hansons. I was feeling a bit of a Michelin man by the time I fired up Silver and left Claremont. It was light showers all the way to the Strand and pretty nippy, clouds over the mountains looked like they meant business though; they were that cold gunmetal grey.

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On the way to Sir Lowry?s I filled up and called Wesley but he chose the sane option and stayed in bed. He did say that only Mark sounded like he was going to pitch so it looked good that at least I was not out on my own for the day.

I was expecting it to be howling at Sir Lowry?s but it was pretty quiet, I rode over the pass to check out a side road that I have taken before and thought that it may become an option if only Mark pitched as it was a little hectic but the gate was locked so I headed back to the lookout point and waited.

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The sun made an appearance so it looked like it there was an outside chance that it was going to be a great day.

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Mark arrived at 8.30 on the dot in his washing up gloves, (they really do work under riding gloves in the rain if you don?t have heated bars). I was keen not to hang around too long and said we should wait for just 10 minutes and then bolt.

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It was only about 5 minutes after that that we heard what sounded like an Akrapovic shod KTM coming up the pass. We could just make out 2 bikers coming up. It wasn?t a KTM but a great sounding 1100 GS! With a 650 GS in tow. Welcome to Adrian and Shamiel. Shamiel is none other than the Cedarburg conquering Vespa Rider ? Mountainboy, (Rather than the trailer hitched to the back of his GS that I expected to see, he had a tank bag to carry his serious set of nads). Adrian is Big Red, and he has the best sounding GS I have ever heard.

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Ok so lets wait 5 more minutes and then getouta here.

A double rainbow heralded the day?s ride up there, it was a good omen.

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Right then, let?s bolt. The ride to Grabouw wasn?t too bad on the tar but from there towards Villiersdorp was pretty grim. The rain was pelting down and it was bitingly cold. I have TKC 80?s on both ends and though they are pretty good in the dry they really do move a lot in the wet. They are almost as easy to slide on tar as gravel. So I was happy to get to the Old Van der Stel Pass road just before the Theewaterskloof Dam.

Stopped just long enough to let the BM?s get the ABS off and a quick thumbs up and ?tally ho!?

The road is very scenic, the gravel was very wet but tons of grip was available and to make things immeasurably better the rain had stopped and the sun peaked out every now and then. The first minor puddle of the day was deemed a photo stop and we all made the obligatory mud stomp. Shamiel seemed to be very comfortable and Adrian looked like he had done this before. This was great as it opened up the possibility of adding in a section later that is very pretty and though slightly more difficult than open gravel not that hard.

The last 3 or 4 k?s into Botriver has roadworks and had a bit of mud but again the grip was very high.

Then it was up the old Hoehoek pass road. It is very pretty with a good view of the river and some great tracks to ride on.

Ok, so the options from here were either to the Paul Cluver Wine Estate for a sip of their Paul Cluver Pinot Noir 2003 or as it turned out the better option, the HouwHoek Inn. We were in need of some warmth and getting it from the bottle seemed less attractive than a hearth. (though I summarily did all the deciding as Mark, as he has admitted recently, may have taken the Pinot Noir Option :D )

The Inn had a great little fire going and a steaming cup of coffee later we were ready to brave the weather again.

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We did get a few raised eyebrows and comments to the effect that there had to be something seriously wrong with us going out in this weather. Its called adventure riding dummy!

Adrian nearly saw his arse pulling out of HouwHoek, too much throttle on Maxxis on grass. Maxxis look good and did well but grass will take out most. Not far up the road is the turning to the The Valley, it is a great road that does a loop on the way to the Safcol forests. The road is very hard sandy gravel that is great to ride regardless of the weather. There is a great twisty uphill section that is just perfect to for a series of fast sweeps to the top. You can really lay into the turns. The TKC?s were doing their job so well infact that I beaned Mark on the helmet earlier on the ride giving his helmet a good gong.

The road from there is tar for a short section then it is into the connecting gravel road that comes out not far from Arrabella. Water was pouring off the mountain and flowing in big waterfalls down to the valley. I thought everone was riding really well and seemed up to the next little bit where I deviated from the planned route. I don?t know if the forestry department are that keen on having us up there but the opportunity was too good to miss. I had been up there a few times but knew from looking at Google earth that there must be a slightly easier route up to the old forestry station. I asked all and they were keen so near the top of the mountain I headed off to find the forestry station. The track is really cool to ride on, fairly good solid sand or gravel interspersed with a few puddles.

On one of the puddles that looked no different form the rest I hit it with my visor open. I nearly drowned. I managed to get the biked stopped with my eyes stinging from the impact of the dark fynbos tea like water. Mark made it through and then Shamiel made an effort at doing a his seaman impersonation. He hit the puddle but as he still has the rubbers on the pegs his feet where ripped off the pegs and he ended up nearly being washed overboard and only grimly held on. Adrian dived in and stopped next to me alternatley gigling and gargling and accepted my beanie to dry his face as he had also been riding with his visor open.

Just past the old forestry station that is now derelict is a slight track that got us to the look out. After a short walk we could see Kleinmond to the right the lagoon ahead and Arablla to the left. It is really quite amazing how many good views we have right here.

The weather was raining on and off and it was not the time to sit back and relax. I offered the option of going back the way we came or going down a slightly more difficult route that has some switchbacks and sand. All were keen so I headed off. Over the first rise I waited a bit, just as I was about to head back and take a look Mark came along saying there was a bit of a hassle with the turning around. I thought he said someone had dropped their bike but I?ll let whomever it was own up to that.

The track heads off down the mountain in a series of switchbacks that with the cold fingers can catch one out. Almost at the bottom I stopped just over a small river and waited. Mark was right behind so it seemed a good place to take a photo. We waited in the rain. Nope, no one was coming so I rode back up and not far up I found Shamiel and Mark picking their way down. Adrian stopped briefly to say that Shamiel had dropped it and had taken his time getting it up again, apparently he and a bush were getting intimate. No, that didn?t come out right, anyway?

Once back on the road we surveyed the damage ? just a light scratch or two. They will looked on fondly in the years to come. The sun come out for a bit as we were parked on the road and then incredibly it began to hail! There we were having a good chin wag and we were being hailed on with the sun out in middle of nowhere. It was pretty funny standing in a deserted road having a great chat with hail pinging of your helmet. A car drove past and they politely waved and then stared as you do when you are not sure of the mental health of those you are waving at.

The choice from here was down to the tar and then either back to the N2 and home or right to Kleinmond and back via the Betty?s Bay Road to Gordons bay or Back the way we had come and stop at the farm stall for a coffee. The Farm stall just before Grabouw got the vote.

On the way I stopped for all to catch up and then nearly wiped Mark and Adrian out with a poorly executed drag start. We stopped at the waterfalls for a photo and then again after we passed a KTM 950 and Black Super Tenere coming the opposite way. We met with Dave and a buddy whose name I forget, they were from the Stand and we should have them up on the Forum in the not too distant future.

Our timing could not have been better; just after we had wolfed down a good meal in front of a really hot fire did the owner of the place turn the TV on so as to catch the start of the Le Mans French GP. 10 minutes in with the pole sitter Edwards in last place we said our goodbyes and left to head home. It was fitting that it was still raining most of the way. It really was a really great day of riding, I enjoyed meeting you guys. I look forward to doing something again in the future.

The last I saw of the other 3 was waving cheers to them as I was filling up at the Shell.

The rest of you who didn?t pitch missed a great day.

I did take a long hot bath to get the ends of me warmed up though, with a glass of Pinot Noir to make sure.

Cheers
 
Looking forward to the pics... this is really good stuff! :thumbleft:
 
Hey kamanya
it was indeed a great days riding. My confidence levels shot up tremendously (and also came crashing down). I can honestly say that trail riding is awesome tho I felt very nervous most of the way

Just one question tho -where the hell was all this grip you keep mentioning :shock: .I sure did'nt have any .must be those new knobby tyres of yours :lol:

Also -thanks for all the tips.learnt a helluva lot and no doubt will return very soon to some of those roads.

Great days riding :wav:
 
mountainboy said:
Hey kamanya
it was indeed a great days riding. My confidence levels shot up tremendously (and also came crashing down). I can honestly say that trail riding is awesome tho I felt very nervous most of the way

shams, all i can say is, you're my frikkin hero :D

next time i'll be there holmes!
 
Great stuff Wes

Without a doubt loads of fun -you'll love it

PS -whats up with the new Colgate ad pic :lol: :lol: :lol:
 
well actually it's not that long. it goes along the lines off "how to clean your dakar after a good dirt ride"

:D
 
I absolutely loved yesterday's ride. The adventure, the camaraderie - all enjoyed from my desktop while the fire crackled in my lounge.

Great ride and excellent write up guys. Am looking forward to the piccies. Will be with you on the next ride.

Cheers

Lawrence
 
Well it looks like I should have braved the cold and gone riding!!!!

Well done guys,looks like great riding conditions,the weather probably made the ride...

Sitting here mighty jealous!

Nice one,looking forward to more pics,sure looked DAMP!

:shock:

Chhers Bryan
 
Don't know why there's no sun up in the sky
Stormy weather
Since my gal and I ain't together
Keeps rainin' all the time

During the ride this song kept playing in my head, not because I was unhappy but it just fitted in nicely with the weather patterns of the day.

The Cape of Storms lived up to her name this weekend and unleashed one mother of a storm on Saturday night. :shock: EV looked outside and said ?There is no way you can ride on Sunday!?.
I just smiled knowing the fun that is waiting for the adventurous souls who would ride Sunday. :)

I arrived at the first meeting spot, Engin 1 stop for coffee and to wait for any offer WDs. None come; I was not too surprised as weather was quite bleak.

At 7.45am received a phone call from Kamanya asking if the I will be meeting him at the Top of Sir Lowry?s pass, on my way was the reply.

Mine and Kamanya?s play tools at the meeting spot.

The weather was not too bad but you see the rain falling over Gordons Bay and Strand with Cape Town way in the Distance.

Kamanya saw two bikes on the pass below us, so we waited to see with it was any of the other WDs. In rides Big Red

Closely followed by MountainBoy

A good sign for a perfect day

Lets Ride
From here we set of through Grabouw and took the pass to TeewaterKloof dam. Just as you see the dam we turned right onto the first dirt road of the day. It was now rain quite hard, but after a couple of hundred meters of dirt the rain stopped. The dirt roads were an absolute blast, power slid here and a power there.

Came to small water crossing where we took some pics.
Kamanya


MountainBoy

Big Red

MH

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The dirt would lead us to Botriver where we would then head for that wonderful little track above the Railway line to the N2. Lots of water on the track that made it even more fun to ride than normal. Big Red got a mouthful of water going through one puddle and that was even while standing up.
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We stopped at Hoehoek Inn for coffee by the fire place. Warmed our selves up and then headed out for the trip into the forest.


Now Kamanya really knows this area and has found some fantastic dirt roads and jeep tracks that lead up to the old forestry station. The riding was not too technical but you had to concentrate otherwise ???. Kamanya took us on some wonderful track. Sorry no pics as we was just riding riding riding up, down. Hairpin corner here, hairpin corner there, water puddles by the hundreds, just unadulterated fun was had on the way to the lookout point.
The rain mud gladiaters walking the last couple of meters

What abeautiful parking area

Near the summit

A Rock.....

Kamanya, the wet experdition leader


The view is stunning from here and I can imagine that on a good sunny day you would able to see forever.


Part of the track we rode on

As we were leaving MountainBoy had a small oops and dropped his bike while negotiating a 3 point turn on a slipperier slope. The first of two. (Sorry no pics so I can?t prove this)
For the trip down, Kamanya took us a slightly more technical route, a bit of sand, although wet still made for some fun, rutted down hills with 90% turns and small stream of water crisscrossing the jeep tracks. FUN FUN and more FUN.
We stopped after some nice sandy water crossing to regroup and take a pic of MountainBoy and Big Red riding through,

Hi Ho Silvers....


after a couple of minutes with no in sight kamanya rode back to see what the problem was. MountainBoy had taken his second and last spill for the day. No human damage and a couple of character building scratches to his GS 650. We then regroup on the main dirt road leading out for a chat and for me to have a smoke, the sun was out and every thing was beautiful and clean, not the bikes but then again a happy DS bike is a dirty one, when out the blue sky falls hail, it truly was an eventful day weather wise. A bakkie came past and the people looked at us if we were from another planet, if only they knew why we were smiling and laughing I?m sure they would have understood. No matter how old you are, playing in the rain and mud is ALWAYS fun.

Some of the tracks coming down



Stop by this water fall for some pics

The Katooms


From there it was to the farm stall outside Gradouw for hot coffee and lunch.
The road to lunch

Perfect timing because just as we finished eating, so the GP started. Watched the start of the race, paid the bill and agreed it was time to get home to the better halves and convince them that we warming up??.. Said our goodbyes and hit the road home. For me this was the worst part of the day. Rain felt extra cold, the road long and ??.just no more fun lay ahead but the wet boring N2 with its bloody cages. Got home just on 15h00.

EV had a hot bath and beer waiting for me; I built a fire, had supper and sat down to a really funning DVD. Perfect day.

Total distance from and back ???329Km
1 tank of gas
Fun Factor????..off the scale
Riding mates???.could not have asked for better.

For my last ride in Cape Town for the next 4 months?????Perfect.
Thanks guys and a big thanks to you Kamanya. [/b]
 
Guys, great stuff, but I still did the right thing in staying home....so
I'm not too envious, as I know my limits...

:)
 
Fantastiese, " report " , baie mooi omgewing.Daardie twee KTM'S lyk darem mooi so langs mekaar. :p
 
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