Abruptly, the place fell silent. An apparition had walked onto the terrace. Dressed in black body armour and mean looking boots, dark glasses and the prerequisite bandana that every biker gang leader needs. He was also sporting a mean protrusion from his, er, um, crotch area.
Instantly, conversations were clipped mid-sentence. Men looked on aghast, overwhelmed by feelings of inadequacy, eyes rapidly darting to see if their ****** had noticed. They had! Leaping over the tables to cover their daughter's eyes, all the while transfixed to this apparition who represented the manifestation of their darkest desires.
Tension hung in the air. Silence could be cut with a knife.
But wait, something's wrong. The prominent protrusion poked out of pink panties.
A dose of confused bewilderment mixed with the tension.
After a moment, a **** whispered to one of the more approachable looking members of this biker’s gang, her eyes not moving from his, er, midriff, “why is he wearing pink panties?”
BECAUSE HE RIDES LIKE A **** was the bellowed response.
Palpable relief flooded the area, chuckles reintroducing the returning conversations
Our man took to a bench to sun himself and tried to regain the dignity he had strolled in with.