Hi, Scrat
I read this report this morning between 3 and 4 and it has been going through my mind the whole day. I thought of a thousand replies, but they all seemed far too soppy - I mean, with me not knowing you and being sober and all...
I will summarise in two points:
1) You're a legend (I am still learning off road, so that trip is epic, in my book)
2) Keep that girl (even if only to remind you to pack the puncture kit next time)
Fantastic reading, guy! I thoroughly enjoyed reading your RR.
Cheers
H