Maddy & the Little Tart's SYMplistic rides & general banter

[TheBear]

I'm following the instructions on a Panado bottle and keeping away from children aka @TheBear

Clever plan that.

 

[TheBear]

Clever plan that.

Now, if only aka the bear will stay away from you!

 

[MaddyS]

Now, if only aka the bear will stay away from you!

I've got Bear repellent, I'm safe

 

[TheBear]

I've got Bear repellent, I'm safe

What!? You have snakes!

 

[MaddyS]

What!? You have snakes!

Better a real bike



And then you get @TheBear bike

 

[firecoast]

Better a real bike

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And then you get @TheBear bike
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I suppose all the pink is an improvement and I really don't like pink. The bike just needs to shed all the other frilly bits.

 

[TheBear]

Better a real bike

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And then you get @TheBear bike
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That's a BMW. Yuch! I have a SYM, remember.

 

[MaddyS]

You

That's a BMW. Yuch! I have a SYM, remember.

You have what some call white trash

 

[TheBear]

You

You have what some call white trash

White Sym. Beautiful, white Sym. Only arrogant BMW owners will call our lovely Syms, trash.

 

[MaddyS]

White Sym. Beautiful, white Sym. Only arrogant BMW owners will call our lovely Syms, trash.

I'm calling your lube confused bike white trash and I do not accept it as a SYM

 

[TheBear]

I'm calling your lube confused bike white trash and I do not accept it as a SYM

You are such a transphobe and on top of that jealous because my bike identifies as a 300 Sym. I have the only 300 Sym in all of SA! Yeeehaaa!

 

[MaddyS]

You are such a transphobe and on top of that jealous because my bike identifies as a 300 Sym. I have the only 300 Sym in all of SA! Yeeehaaa!

300 mm height maybe

 

[TheBear]

300 mm height maybe

So, you can't reach, eh?

 

[MaddyS]

So, you can't reach, eh?

I can reach, but your 300mm bike, the trans one, will never perform like a real SYM

 

[TheBear]

I can reach, but your 300mm bike, the trans one, will never perform like a real SYM

Yes, I have to admit, it is a tad powerful....

 

[MaddyS]

Yes, I have to admit, it is a tad powerful....

I admit it is IF you know how to ride it beyond the tar and coffee shop

 

[TheBear]

I admit it is IF you know how to ride it beyond the tar and coffee shop

Why would I want to go beyond that? What a silly idea!

 

[MaddyS]

Why would I want to go beyond that? What a silly idea!

It's called ADVENTURE RIDING not donut runs

 

[firecoast]

I could do with a donut or three.

Looking at my gut, maybe not though.

 

[MaddyS]

I could do with a donut or three.

Looking at my gut, maybe not though.

My eyes say give me give me, my brain says, your bike has to already carry your fat *** and luggage...not gonna happen with donuts