Maddy & the Little Tart's SYMplistic rides & general banter

[TheBear]

I could do with a donut or three.

Looking at my gut, maybe not though.

Clever guuurrrl! Donuts are good for you.

 

[TheBear]

My eyes say give me give me, my brain says, your bike has to already carry your fat *** and luggage...not gonna happen with donuts

My 300 Sym is not at all concerned about *** size.

 

[MaddyS]

Clever guuurrrl! Donuts are good for you.

Says the man with a tank to carry his *** to the donut shop

 

[MaddyS]

My 300 Sym is not at all concerned about *** size.

Because it never sees your ***

 

[TheBear]

Says the man with a tank to carry his *** to the donut shop

Keep in mind, the heavier your ***, the closer to the ground your seating position.

 

[MaddyS]

On a serious note I'm seriously excited and nervous about Country TRAX. I'm not sure what to expect with the course and my bike.

I usually have a can do attitude, this is so different

 

[MaddyS]

Keep in mind, the heavier your ***, the closer to the ground your seating position.

Damn, are you squatting

 

[firecoast]

My eyes say give me give me, my brain says, your bike has to already carry your fat *** and luggage...not gonna happen with donuts

Who needs luggage! LOL

 

[MaddyS]

Who needs luggage! LOL

I'm pretty sure I want some luggage on longer trips, maybe fill it with coffee and donuts

 

[TheBear]

Who needs luggage! LOL

Beginners?

 

[TheBear]

When you ride with partner, you need only one set of underwear.

Day 1: normal
Day 2: inside out
Day 3: back to front
Day 4: outside in
Day 5: swop with riding buddy.

 

[MaddyS]

Beginners?

Not for coffee shop runs, that's for sure

 

[MaddyS]

When you ride with partner, you need only one set of underwear.

Day 1: normal
Day 2: inside out
Day 3: back to front
Day 4: outside in
Day 5: swop with riding buddy.

I'll make sure my next riding buddy is male and I'll find a nice small g-string

 

[TheBear]

I'll make sure my next riding buddy is male and I'll find a nice small g-string

This is 2023. He may well already be wearing one!

 

[MaddyS]

This is 2023. He may well already be wearing one!

I'll let you ask him

 

[TheBear]

I'll let you ask him

Nah. I have no interest in what he is wearing. Rather tell me how much faster your Sym is than his Katoompie.

 

[LouisXander]

Like this...

 

[MaddyS]

Like this...

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@TheBear you look great, and your car matches your bike

 

[firecoast]

I'm pretty sure I want some luggage on longer trips, maybe fill it with coffee and donuts

I have learnt to pack light after two three week trips. I literally only used four items of clothes (excluding underwear) during that time (yes I washed them). The rest was a waste.

There is a PEP in every town.

 

[firecoast]

When you ride with partner, you need only one set of underwear.

Day 1: normal
Day 2: inside out
Day 3: back to front
Day 4: outside in
Day 5: swop with riding buddy.

Alternatively on hot evenings, you can wash them and put them out to dry... easy peasy.