Day 7
Unlike prior day, this time I did wake up early still in darkness, and quickly ready for early start. The guys in the lodge confirmed that there is a road all the way to Seronga, and that I should be able to make it there in one day. I took it with grain of salt – people here are absolutely unrealistic regarding the speeds you can do on bike (it’s not that unusual for some to expect me do about 600 km in one hour), however it did cheer me up a bit and helped to overcome nagging doubts I had about this whole business.
What put me back down again when I came to the bike all ready to go, was the flat rear tyre. I was quite annoyed with myself that I didn’t notice anything yesterday while changing the rear brake pads (and therefore having the offending wheel off) or while strapping all my luggage on for an early departure. It either must have been a slow puncture, or I must be getting old. Now it was going to cost me the early start advantage. I unstrapped and pulled off all the luggage and dug out the tools and spare tube from the bottom of my bags.
Watched by the whole lodge crew I took the wheel off to get the tube out. The lodge mechanics gave me a hand, which proved to be more of a hindrance than help. I’m generally pretty efficient when dealing with flat tyres on my own, but in the company of others – especially mechanics – I tend to get a bit tentative. I blame that soft spoken offroadcycling tycoon mechanic for this – who likes to ridicule my bike fixing efforts, instead of being smart and supportive as results of these keep him in business. While getting tube out of the tyre would normally take me 3-4 minutes max (yes, on the same tyre I had – Dakar E09), this time three of us each with his own tyre lever were battling probably 10 – 15 minutes to get it out. The tube turned out to be punctured by thorn embedded in the tyre.
While one of the mechanics patched the tube, the other helped me to put the spare tube in. We then spent half an hour trying to blow it up using variety of contraptions on hand. You see this luxury lodge with 2 – 3 safari vehicles parked in didn’t have a compressor. I dumped compressor from my gear to save weight/space after wolf skaap laughed at me – justifiably I should add – for carrying that crap around. I had two small mountain bike pumps (for redundancy), but they take for ever to blow up bike tyre – especially the rear one. So we resorted to a big stand-up hand pump they pulled out of some dumpster. It was in in such a state of disrepair that it required 3 men team to operate, holding various orifices and connections while trying to direct the air into the tube. Hence it took us a while before we admitted to ourselves that we may have indeed pinched the spare tube. Perfect timing – I have changed tube probably 20 – 30 times before and never pinched one. So why have the first pinch while desperately running out of colder temperature and time, right?
I was always deeply suspicious of teamwork - subversive corporate ploy to suppress individuality and foster conformity. And I was clearly right, which became even more abundantly clear, when my helpers called break for breakfast, while I swapped the patched tube back in 10 minutes flat, confirming that the spare one was indeed pinched in the process. Unbridled individualism all the way, say I!
The next challenge was to try to inflate the tyre as it just wouldn’t come up from behind the rim and none of our air blowing contraptions worked. Eventually the lodge manager jumped into the car with the rear wheel and drove off to the Songu lodge, to use their compressor. In the meantime I have patched the spare tube and once they were back, assembled the bike back together and packed my bags. By now it was 11:00 am, hot and I had to take a good hard look at that plan of mine. After short deliberation I have decided to give up once again on the Okavango circumvention. I had 3.5 day left to get back to Joburg and with the late start would probably spend 1.5 day just to get out of sticks in Shakawe over 300 km of bush away, most probably bush-camping in the middle of the delta. Trying to ride a tough and tight sandy double track through the hottest period of the day among best off the African crickets against clock just seemed a bit too risky. And even if I would make it, I would have to slab on 690 1500 km in two days, and I just didn’t want to finish the trip on that kind of note.
Instead, I decided to enjoy one more night of wilderness in Khwai, and then retrace back to Mababe and take 200 km of cutline through Kalahari east to the main Kasane – Nata road for a sleepover in the Elephant’s sand, from where I would cruise in two days back to Joburg on the dirt roads along Zim border, probably sleeping over in Tuli block. That sounded like a decent plan that should leave me fully dirt saturated for a week or three.
So I settled back in my tent, took off my saddle bags, packed basic tools to my rollie bag on top and went for a game ride. You see – and it really surprises that nobody seems to know this – the area north of Khwai river is public land and therefore fully accessible to the bikes. It is just across the river from one of the top areas in Moremi NP and there are as many animals north of the river, as they are south. This is not your Kruger fence ride – this is real ‘game ride’. Now riding on a bike on winding double track through a dense bush with all the big five around gets a bit nerve-racking after a while, so after few about 10 km of double track during which I tried to stick to the open plains I have chickened out and headed to the main road I arrived on the day before.
I stopped by in the Khwai woollies to restock on something I cannot remember now, and then took the main road 15 km back to the turn-off to Seronga, which I took and rode the double-track up for about 5 km confirming that it is very sandy and tightly flanked by the surrounding bush. I then face-abouted and rode back to the main road stopping there when my rear brake failed. I correctly guessed the root cause – yesterday when I changed the brake pads (first time I did that – I learn best in the bush) I didn’t adjust the brake pedal. Which was now dragging the break, boiling up the brake fluid, making it fail eventually. Adjusting the brake was a quick fix, but while waiting for the rear brake to cool down, the rear tube out of a blue quickly deflated. Just like that – WTF! I raked my brain trying to figure out how overheated brake may cause rear flat, but came out blank. This was getting properly annoying!
South African family in 4x4 on vacation kindly stopped by and gave me one of those tyre-fix cans. It didn’t work. Not keen to try to fix the tube out there I decided to limp 15 km back to the lodge on the flat tyre. Once there, I left the bike at the workshop and headed straight for tasty lunch, few sodas and afternoon nap. I had no juice left to deal with another flat straight away.
Later in the afternoon with the midday heat subsided I took the wheel off and found the culprit – the rubber band covering the spokes snapped (or may have been held in place by duct tape and that came off) and one of the spokes pierced the tube. This was a new one for me and I wasn’t sure what the best solution to cover spokes was. Duct tape did appear to me, but just to be sure I called Straatkat who confirmed that is indeed the way to go. Keen to preserve whatever little duct tape I had I checked first with the lodge guys, but they didn’t have any (actually never heard of one), so I had to use mine – I had only small one and used most of it for the fix. I put the spare tube in and fixed the punctured one one more time.
With that sorted already in the dark I just washed up and went for another luxury 3 course dinner by the candles with lodge manager lady, my personal guide (who’s sole job was to escort me after dark to the tent as lions frequent the campsite often) and a South African construction manager Freddy, who arrived that day to oversee rebuild of the campsite. He lived in Maun and owned a bicycle shop. Which of course I for explanation on as I would have assumed that nobody reasonable would chose to ride bicycle in Botswanian sand (but then who am I to pull a reason as an argument). Freddy explained how wrong I was – they use special wide tyres almost the size of motorbike ones, and ride anywhere on them, including crossing through Moremi and Central Kalahari NP (which until then I believed is accessible). Some hobby – eh? Puts that once a year 94.7 thingy into perspective.
After the dinner I managed to beat all the lions to my tent and fell asleep to the sounds of mightily pissed off elephant somewhere nearby.