Home safely and I take off my pants...
WTF is that on my leg!
Ooooooooooooooh, I see. I had accidentally (no, seriously) missed one of the turn offs and as I tried to turn the bike around, I lost my footing and managed to get myself wedged under the bike. Thanks lovely for coming to my rescue.
The exhaust managed to burn through my boot and my pants, yet no damage to either... except for this gorgeous blister on my calf. Looking pretty siff at the moment, with a lot of bruising up and down the leg.