McSack & Psycho Porra's excursion over the border into the Cape

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Hmmm, never thought I'm somewhat transparent on here - and yes, although I still have to meet @Cracker he's on the cards for a visit there, have threatened him already - ditto @voorvel (which, when I type this, seems to have disappeared from this foum? :oops:).
Anyways, time will tell - which means I won't, what happens abroad stays abroad! :ROFLMAO:
I'm in the UK now. I've yet to see a slit here, so can't comment on the direction. Maybe I'll get unlucky this summer, hoping to ride in Ireland soon. Any idea on the slits I might encounter there? I don't wanna get my riding kit dirty.

Voorvel is back as dirtwarp, methinks ....
 
I'm in the UK now. I've yet to see a slit here, so can't comment on the direction. Maybe I'll get unlucky this summer, hoping to ride in Ireland soon. Any idea on the slits I might encounter there? I don't wanna get my riding kit dirty.

Voorvel is back as dirtwarp, methinks ....
So you going on your Pasola, to feel the wind on your mangina ?
 
Testing typing: @dirtWarp ?
Yes waaragtig!
You're circumcised now Boet?
Geewizz meneer, you rather than me! :ROFLMAO:
Aaaanyway Cracker, you're in Blighty permanent now? If so at least you can do some greenlaning there, but dunno about Ireland.
Big Pike there is all I know, but perhaps you're no hengelaar... and the chance I'll buy a ticket to come do just that is, let me see, eh, zero! :cool:
 
Hmmm, never thought I'm somewhat transparent on here - and yes, although I still have to meet @Cracker he's on the cards for a visit there, have threatened him already - ditto @voorvel (which, when I type this, seems to have disappeared from this foum? :oops:).
Anyways, time will tell - which means I won't, what happens abroad stays abroad! :ROFLMAO:
Burp, ek sien Voorvel is nou weer terug op sy ou naam. @dirtWarp
 
Fuck me .................. you guys go for a lekker ride and then start picking on Cracker .................... you're lucky he wasn't with you, your mouths would still be full of sand :ROFLMAO:
 
Lekker RR..... you know what they say though.... if you don't pick up trouble on a ride, you don't have a story to tell..... next time take more pics boet.
P.S. I gave Gerard strict instructions to keep an eye on you 🤪🤪🍷🍷
 
Day 4

I woke up early on Sunday morning as I knew we had a long day ahead of us to "Die Hel". Went outside for a smoke and waited for the sun to show it's face. View attachment 775057View attachment 775058

Needless to say, I think the sun was with Mapsource at the bar the previous evening, so it took a while to rise.

After a lekker shower and kitting up, Grant and I made our way to the campsite to say goodbye to all and as approuching camp we passed Cocky, Mapsource and crowd hastily making their way out of there. Man, but they all looked either the moerin or scared because there was no wave back or acknowledgement from any of them besides Cocky.

I thought that maybe "Die Skim of the EC BASH" had given them a talking too, only to find the source of everybody making a hastily getaway from Doornkloof.

It turns out they all saw T-Rex coming out of his tent on his broom and in a "onezy". That would scare anything away. See and decide for yourselfView attachment 775059:ROFLMAO:
Porragoose, always lekker to see you brother, come to the Richtersveld bash, that 400 is the proper tool for that, bring the Weber Sales Director with on the pogo stick.
 
Thanks Porra and Grant, great to meet you at the Bash PP. Grant, it has been a while since we last met, good to see you again.
Awesome RR
 
Nothing else to do but get out the tools and get to work, afterall we are experts now after 3 punctures the previous day and luckily we fixed those tubes in Prince Albert. Wheel out, tyre off, tube out, new tube in tyre on and plug the desert fox compressertjie in and ..nothing, compressor is dead. Now have you ever seen 2 grown men nearly burst out in tears, this means we will have to use the little bicycle pump to pump this tyre until it seats on the rim. Well Grant, being the single one starts working that pump with gusto and then I take over, then Grant again but alas that tyre, she is not having any of this.

Dis alweer hel warm innie Karoo and we are eventually down to being shirtless trying to get this tyre to seat, we even put the tyre on the bike and Grant went for a little ride to see if maybe it would seat, but nada, nothing.
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So time for the bombs to come out and maybe that will help. 4 bombs later the tyre is inflated but just requires that last bit to seat properly on the rim. as we about to fit the tyre, POP, it eventually is back in place all snug around the rim. So now we inspect the tube to find the cause as there was nothing in the tyre, only to find that it had perished near the valve from being folded for so long. in my defence your honour, that was the 1st time in about 6 years of taking the tube everywhere with me that I or someone needed to use it. i am very lucky that I have never had a puncture in 12 years of adventure biking and that one time I offer it to someone ,poof, it is fubar from not being used.

So regardless, a decision is made to rather go back to Prince ALbert and slab it on tar via Klaarstroom towards Willowmore. Through Prince Albert on to Klaarstroom, through Meirings Poort again to De Rust (thanks Heimer) where we stop to try find some sort of liquid refreshment. We manage to find some arty, farty type of art gallery/cafe that only have instant coffee at R30 per cup, ah well it is something so we sit down to enjoy our "cheap" instant coffee before tackling the 112km to Willowmore.

it is getting late now so I phone the hotel in Willowmore to find out if they have a place for us for the night and Cameron says yes they have a room with 2 single beds and the kitchen closes at 19h00 becuase of loadshedding. I order 2 burgers and tell Cameorn we will be there by 19h00 on condition the bar is open. Ek is dors en mens het nie krag nodig op Rum en coke te gooi nie. Cameron says he will be waiting for us so we head off via the R341 destination Royal Hotel in Willowmore.

The ride there, besides being a little boring still manages to offer us a great sunset and we ride with a full moon above us which affords us the opportunity to scout for some new roads to ride in the future.
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We duly arrive in Willowmore at 19h04 and as we turn into the main road, all the streetlights go off. i thought it is because the people knew there were 2 very thirsty men riding into town but no it was thanks to Eskom, load shedding had started.

Needless to say we parked in front of the hotel and headed straight for the bar, treating ourselves to a few rum and cokes. After the worst thirst was quenched we moved our bikes around back, dropped our kit off in the room and headed straight back into the bar, thinking that our burgers would be waiting for us but nothing. Oh well, in that case pour us another rum and coke barman, so I can do my duty and drink what the people that pay me want me too.

Red Heart rum runners in action
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After copious amounts of liquid refreshments our burgers arrive and hats off to the chef who, in spite of load shedding served us the best hand cut, skin on chips with our burgers. We sat around chatting to the locals and I gave an pronto lesson on the various types of whisky and whiskey as well as the process of making tequila and the different types of tequila. That barman is now lank clever when it comes to liquor.

Finally we retired to our rooms for a good night's rest as tomorrow we need to ride all the way to Hogsback. Grant, I still want to know what the reason was for you rolling around on the floor in the room laughing yourself silly, I thought you going to have a heart attack man😳
:LOL:
Reading about this trip reminds me so of my trip in 2015 to DIE HEL and then back via Veldtie and through Willowmore etc. When I see the same areas I took my pics I just get those flashbacks of how my bike gave me so much kak every day too. I tip my hat for you doing that down the HEL in darkness
 
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