I must be one of the biggest d**ses in the country. Revving the bike at 3AM in the morning would be considered tame to the kak that I've caused in my life. And if I had to lie awake every night worrying about what people thought about me, I would die of a heart - attack ...... 20 years ago.
Shit, I'm going to have to watch myself at bashes from now on. No more heavy boozing so that I can't even remember what happened the next morning and people are checking me skew. No more puffing a quick skelm one with D7 or sorry no I mean Ganjora because shit, that stuffs illegal man. And all.
At the last year end bash I got so knackered I didn't even hear when the guy revved his bike in the wee hours of the morning (and he did, or was it a bakkie?), I was passed out solid. But believe me, it's the kind of thing I could do if I got Brandy in.
Eish, ek gaan moet soet wees.